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Cuba Opens Its Doors to the USA
« on: December 20, 2014, 04:57:52 PM »
How are Americans feeling about the impending opening of borders between Cuba and the USA?

Excited to see Havana or enjoy the beaches of Cayo Coco?

Hopefully Cubans can get access to some quality produce now because the food there is fucking terrible.
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Re: Cuba Opens Its Doors to the USA
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2014, 05:36:37 PM »
American's can now get great cigars. Cuban's get McDonalds. :(

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Re: Cuba Opens Its Doors to the USA
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2014, 05:43:27 PM »
Hopefully the cultural imperialism will be marginal. Wishful thinking I know..
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Re: Cuba Opens Its Doors to the USA
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2014, 05:51:09 PM »
America is going to ruin Cuba. All those beautiful old cars will be replaced by shitty plastic American ones, Cuban's themselves will become as fat as American's on fast food and coca cola, Microsoft, Google, Apple et al will document every time someone in Cuba takes a shit, the TV will be full of crap like Seinfeld repeats and every Friends episode ever made, the radio will play Justin Bieber and Milly Cyrus songs and Honey Boo Boo will be a thing in Cuba. Not to mention the beaches being filled with porcine Yanky tourists complaining about everything and making a mess.

I think Europe should nuke Cuba as a mercy killing.

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Re: Cuba Opens Its Doors to the USA
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2014, 05:58:35 PM »
I'm glad it's happening. The Cuban embargo was dumb.
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Re: Cuba Opens Its Doors to the USA
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2014, 06:06:17 PM »
America is going to ruin Cuba. All those beautiful old cars will be replaced by shitty plastic American ones, Cuban's themselves will become as fat as American's on fast food and coca cola, Microsoft, Google, Apple et al will document every time someone in Cuba takes a shit, the TV will be full of crap like Seinfeld repeats and every Friends episode ever made, the radio will play Justin Bieber and Milly Cyrus songs and Honey Boo Boo will be a thing in Cuba. Not to mention the beaches being filled with porcine Yanky tourists complaining about everything and making a mess.

I think Europe should nuke Cuba as a mercy killing.

I don't knownif they get American TV off resort but you sure do on the resorts. It is so close to the USA that a good antenna can likely receive American signals.
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Re: Cuba Opens Its Doors to the USA
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2014, 08:40:48 PM »
American's can now get great cigars.

They're really not all that great. I'm sure at some point they were, but I think that must have changed.

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Re: Cuba Opens Its Doors to the USA
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2014, 11:48:16 PM »
American's can now get great cigars.

They're really not all that great. I'm sure at some point they were, but I think that must have changed.

What brand of cigar are you referring to?
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Re: Cuba Opens Its Doors to the USA
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2014, 12:03:42 AM »
American's can now get great cigars.

They're really not all that great. I'm sure at some point they were, but I think that must have changed.

What brand of cigar are you referring to?
The brands that get rolled on the thighs of virgins.

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Re: Cuba Opens Its Doors to the USA
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2014, 12:49:46 AM »
American's can now get great cigars.

They're really not all that great. I'm sure at some point they were, but I think that must have changed.

What brand of cigar are you referring to?
The brands that get rolled on the thighs of virgins.

How could those be bad?  I love them on novelty alone.
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Re: Cuba Opens Its Doors to the USA
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2014, 07:55:31 PM »
All those beautiful old cars will be replaced by shitty plastic American ones
I wonder how much cash it would take to get a few of those brought home to my garage.

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Re: Cuba Opens Its Doors to the USA
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2014, 10:40:14 AM »
I'd rather not get shanked, so I'll skip the Cuba trip.
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