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If you were lost in the woods, would you prefer to encounter a man or a bear?

Man
6 (66.7%)
Bear
3 (33.3%)

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Offline Rushy

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Man or bear?
« on: May 10, 2024, 04:37:06 PM »
You're in the woodlands of northern Canada, it's cold. The sun is setting. And yet, you see something in the distance. What could it be? It could be a man. It could be a bear. Which one do you choose?

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Re: Man or bear?
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2024, 05:19:16 PM »
The best part is they still don't get it. All these certain women who are making a big deal about this talk about how strong and independent they are and how they don't need men. But when a bunch of men say okay cool then you can protect yourselves. They get all butthurt. "This is why we choose the bear. Because you're all horrible men." Wait, I thought you guys said you didn't need us.
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Re: Man or bear?
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2024, 11:55:35 PM »
I'd prefer it to be a moose. I feel like a moose and I could just let each other be. There would be an unspoken understanding between us that its mooseness and my humanness present no legitimate potential for conflict. Thus harmony prevails.

Praise the moose.

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Re: Man or bear?
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2024, 04:08:21 AM »
I'd prefer it to be a moose. I feel like a moose and I could just let each other be. There would be an unspoken understanding between us that its mooseness and my humanness present no legitimate potential for conflict. Thus harmony prevails.

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Please be careful. While moose aren't usually aggressive towards people, they're such enormous animals that they pose an inherent risk, and they can lash out if they feel threatened.
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Re: Man or bear?
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2024, 08:04:53 AM »
Moose are kinda dumb though. It's squirrel you really need to watch out for.
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Re: Man or bear?
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2024, 07:16:19 PM »
I'd prefer it to be a moose. I feel like a moose and I could just let each other be. There would be an unspoken understanding between us that its mooseness and my humanness present no legitimate potential for conflict. Thus harmony prevails.

Praise the moose.

Please be careful. While moose aren't usually aggressive towards people, they're such enormous animals that they pose an inherent risk, and they can lash out if they feel threatened.

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Re: Man or bear?
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2024, 05:53:41 AM »
Moose are kinda dumb though. It's squirrel you really need to watch out for.

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