People like playing. Therefore, people like toys. They come in many varieties, some of them blander than others. Let's talk about the ones that aren't so bland.
Some time ago, I got Muphci a Duck with a Dick:
Needless to say, that worked out well. Last time I've seen it, its appendage was inside a roll of toilet paper, making for an interesting surprise for guests willing to use said paper.
Also, I want this doll:
Do you know of or own any uncommon or strange toys? Share your experiences!