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Bizarre toys
« on: April 25, 2014, 05:30:48 AM »
People like playing. Therefore, people like toys. They come in many varieties, some of them blander than others. Let's talk about the ones that aren't so bland.

Some time ago, I got Muphci a Duck with a Dick:



Needless to say, that worked out well. Last time I've seen it, its appendage was inside a roll of toilet paper, making for an interesting surprise for guests willing to use said paper.

Also, I want this doll:



Do you know of or own any uncommon or strange toys? Share your experiences!
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Re: Bizarre toys
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2014, 08:48:21 AM »
Allow me to introduce:

Tim


Re: Bizarre toys
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2014, 11:13:50 AM »
Anthony Hopkins needs to get a new agent.

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Re: Bizarre toys
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2014, 11:18:02 AM »
He has literally hundreds of videos. I highly recommend them all.

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Re: Bizarre toys
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2014, 02:37:11 PM »
Allow me to introduce:

Tim


This guy. All of my yes.
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Re: Bizarre toys
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2014, 01:07:24 PM »
For fuck's sake, that first toy:


Re: Bizarre toys
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2014, 08:16:17 PM »
He knows what a Sten gun is. I bet ghost soldiers haunt him every night.

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Re: Bizarre toys
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2014, 08:44:37 PM »
For fuck's sake, that first toy:

I think I've seen that gun used in old movies: Dirty Harriet, Naked Bum, Goodfellatio...

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Re: Bizarre toys
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2014, 09:12:11 PM »
This is quite possibly the best thread on this forum, thanks to Eddy Baby.
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Re: Bizarre toys
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2014, 09:21:57 PM »
Hey guys just wanna say great thread keep it up
inb4 Blanko spoons a literally pizza