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Return of the Messiah!
« on: January 18, 2014, 01:03:09 PM »
Well it looks like a virgin birth has occurred and Christ's second coming is upon us.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25787757

It is reported the other nuns at the convent were 'surprised' that their colleague gave birth. The nun also claims to be surprised to be pregnant. As you would be, being a Catholic nun and celibate and all.

Nice that lots of people have collected baby things for her. Hopefully God will be paying child support and not shirking his responsibilities for impregnating his staff.

Inb4 Spanner and a never ending stream of nuns in latex.  >:(

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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2014, 01:08:06 PM »
Unless your baby is really small or you think you're getting fat, I can't imagine how you can not notice you're pregnant.
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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2014, 01:13:57 PM »
I've never understood this either. No period for 9 months would be a bit of a clue. Kicking from the baby. Large firm stomach. Its not very plausible when women say this.

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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2014, 01:17:17 PM »
...Not again. "I swear Joseph, I didn't cheat... there was an angel and everything!"
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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2014, 01:29:45 PM »
I've never understood this either. No period for 9 months would be a bit of a clue. Kicking from the baby. Large firm stomach. Its not very plausible when women say this.
I'd believe it if she was obese. Your period can get all wonky then and you have plenty of fat to cover up the expanding belly. Not all babies kick a lot. She is probably lying though because she does not know who the father is.
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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2014, 01:30:28 PM »
I've never understood this either. No period for 9 months would be a bit of a clue. Kicking from the baby. Large firm stomach. Its not very plausible when women say this.
I'd believe it if she was obese. Your period can get all wonky then and you have plenty of fat to cover up the expanding belly. Not all babies kick a lot. She is probably lying though because she does not know who the father is.
Are you suggesting its not an immaculate conception?

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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2014, 01:31:12 PM »
I've never understood this either. No period for 9 months would be a bit of a clue. Kicking from the baby. Large firm stomach. Its not very plausible when women say this.
I'd believe it if she was obese. Your period can get all wonky then and you have plenty of fat to cover up the expanding belly. Not all babies kick a lot. She is probably lying though because she does not know who the father is.

Or does know, but doesn't want to say because she's supposed to be celibate?

Of course she's lying. I mean damn.

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« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2014, 01:34:14 PM »
Of course she's lying.
So now you're saying not only does she go around fucking random guys, but she also tells lies? She's a pretty terrible nun.

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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2014, 01:35:26 PM »
Of course she's lying.
So now you're saying not only does she go around fucking random guys, but she also tells lies? She's a pretty terrible nun.
Well, she is catholic.
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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2014, 01:37:59 PM »
Of course she's lying.
So now you're saying not only does she go around fucking random guys, but she also tells lies? She's a pretty terrible nun.

You don't say.

Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2014, 03:19:25 PM »
Unless your baby is really small or you think you're getting fat, I can't imagine how you can not notice you're pregnant.

It is possible to not know you're pregnant.  They have a documentary series titled "I didn't Know I Was Pregnant". Although I agree with Blanko.  Either she slept around and lied about it, or she was raped and never told anyone.
I don't even care to find out what you're doing wrong, but I'm sure you're doing something wrong.

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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2014, 03:55:05 PM »
Unless your baby is really small or you think you're getting fat, I can't imagine how you can not notice you're pregnant.

It is possible to not know you're pregnant.  They have a documentary series titled "I didn't Know I Was Pregnant". Although I agree with Blanko.  Either she slept around and lied about it, or she was raped and never told anyone.

Clearly not by a priest. She was sexually mature and female. Two strikes.
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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2014, 04:13:30 PM »
I've never understood this either. No period for 9 months would be a bit of a clue. Kicking from the baby. Large firm stomach. Its not very plausible when women say this.
I'd believe it if she was obese. Your period can get all wonky then and you have plenty of fat to cover up the expanding belly. Not all babies kick a lot. She is probably lying though because she does not know who the father is.
Are you suggesting its not an immaculate conception?

No, immaculate conception doesn't refer to the virgin birth of Christ, but that Mary was conceived without original sin.

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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2014, 04:16:45 PM »
I've never understood this either. No period for 9 months would be a bit of a clue. Kicking from the baby. Large firm stomach. Its not very plausible when women say this.
I'd believe it if she was obese. Your period can get all wonky then and you have plenty of fat to cover up the expanding belly. Not all babies kick a lot. She is probably lying though because she does not know who the father is.
Are you suggesting its not an immaculate conception?

No, immaculate conception doesn't refer to the virgin birth of Christ, but that Mary was conceived without original sin.
No, you're gonna have to run that by me again.

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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2014, 06:41:32 PM »
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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #15 on: January 18, 2014, 06:43:38 PM »
I think I read somewhere that a virgin birth may be possible, theoretically.

I also saw it on House.
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« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2014, 07:52:34 PM »
If she breaks her hymen in some nontraditional way and then some semen just accidentally slips in there, yes, it is possible.  This came up on Picket Fences once too.
Go kicking and screaming, lol, it all means the same on January 21st.

Before this is over I'm betting you eat those landslide words :)

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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2014, 08:02:57 PM »
If she breaks her hymen in some nontraditional way and then some semen just accidentally slips in there, yes, it is possible.  This came up on Picket Fences once too.
Like a semen soaked tampon?

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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2014, 08:08:23 PM »
If she breaks her hymen in some nontraditional way and then some semen just accidentally slips in there, yes, it is possible.  This came up on Picket Fences once too.
Like a semen soaked tampon?

Plausible!
Go kicking and screaming, lol, it all means the same on January 21st.

Before this is over I'm betting you eat those landslide words :)

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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2014, 10:01:08 PM »
If she breaks her hymen in some nontraditional way and then some semen just accidentally slips in there, yes, it is possible.  This came up on Picket Fences once too.
Like a semen soaked tampon?

Plausible!
But isn't a woman's fertile time between periods and not during?
If you are going to DebOOonK an expert then you have to at least provide a source with credentials of equal or greater relevance. Even then, it merely shows that some experts disagree with each other.