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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Bye Bye Abortion
« on: May 19, 2022, 09:59:58 PM »
Condoms fail when people put then on wrong.  Or buy the wrong size.
They only go up to XXL, what am I supposed to do?

Also, is Tom an Incel? Would explain a lot.

Not me, I wrap up with a small, then medium, L, then wrap two XL magnums around those, makes my dong a little lotta bit girthier ferda

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Science & Alternative Science / Re: Size of the Sun
« on: May 19, 2022, 03:33:21 PM »
Coincidentally, hydrogen and helium are lighter than air, and the Sun is right above the atmosphere in FE.

The surface of the Moon is also claimed to be made of Helium-3, possibly based on spectroscopy studies.

Claimed by who(m’st’ve), based on what evidence?

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Official Sports Thread
« on: May 15, 2022, 03:00:38 PM »
Why do I keep letting myself believe?

The Harold Ballard curse is real?

Now that’s over, go 😼 and 🏔 I guess

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Official Sports Thread
« on: May 13, 2022, 02:37:42 PM »

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Bye Bye Abortion
« on: May 12, 2022, 02:17:23 AM »
“Banning abortion will be a benefit to women”
               -an old conservative white guy

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: President Joe Biden
« on: May 11, 2022, 01:42:17 PM »
Biden is awful but my god, Tom, this is a reach.

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Bye Bye Abortion
« on: May 11, 2022, 01:41:01 PM »
Just to be safe, let’s lock up anyone who has a miscarriage. They might have done it on purpose. It’s the only way to make sure everyone is putting enough value on human life.
/s

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: President Joe Biden
« on: May 11, 2022, 11:56:16 AM »
Covfefe! I remember when Trump mumbled and spoke nonsensically

Yeah, that' didn't happen.

Right. Trump never spoke nonsense. Got it

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Bye Bye Abortion
« on: May 10, 2022, 05:27:50 PM »
Killing a ten old baby old baby is obviously murder. Good thing we don’t also refuse to give mothers and newborns the supports they need so that there aren’t unnecessarily high infant mortality rates! Oh wait, spongy old white dudes only care about the sanctity of every human life until it is ejected from a vagina, at which point each little bundle of joy is on its own.

Enjoy the upcoming state-to-state medical tourism, I guess 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Official Sports Thread
« on: April 26, 2022, 12:49:06 PM »
https://www.thescore.com/s/21577025
NHL run by Bruce Wayne

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Official Sports Thread
« on: April 25, 2022, 05:28:50 PM »
Everyone misses Peter. It’s the eyes.

Thankfully, he’s hanging out with Markus Naslund now, which is something we can all be happy about

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Official Sports Thread
« on: April 25, 2022, 12:31:19 PM »
Bruins are going to win

Ew. Fuck Boston. But at least I could be happy for Bergeron, their only redeeming player.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Official Sports Thread
« on: April 25, 2022, 02:43:45 AM »
nhl people: somebody give me the state of the league going into the playoffs. i only ever watch avs games and see league standings, so i have no idea who's actually good and who isn't. for example, the florida panthers are good now? what? when did that happen?

Florida is crazy good. Historic offense good, plus D corps and Goalie(s) playing well enough to beat anybody. 13 wins in a row and they’re cruising into the playoffs.

Avs are the next scary good team. If you watch them you know why. Not as complete as Florida, but they’re a beast and they have a chip on their shoulder after recent playoff failures.

Calgary is the second best team in the west, with their goaltending, defense corps and top line carrying them hard in 2022. Gaudreau has been a machine lately.

The rest of the west is a tough one to make sense of. St Louis and Minnesota have been good all year, Edmonton is surging, but relies on a 40 year old in net behind McDaddy and Drai. Kings stars and preds aren’t threats on paper, but who knows, Vegas can still sneak in but I hope they choke.

The east beneath Florida is a shit show. All the playoff teams are good. The caps are the easiest out on paper, Especially if Ovi’s injury tonight puts him out for any of the first round. Tampa is Tampa, Boston is Boston, the Canes have been taking care of business all year, but for whatever reason I don’t know if I trust them as real cup contenders. Leafs are good on paper but have some major playoff demons to try to exorcise, rangers can beat anyone if sheshterkin gets hot again, penguins are nearing the end of their winning window with their core which could be a good or bad thing for them…

It’s the most interesting lead up to playoffs there has been in years. The league’s good teams are in great shape. If only the bad teams weren’t such an absolute fucking mess.

The kraken expansion has been sad from day one, and Gary Bergman’s insistence on hockey in Arizona is getting embarrassing, with the team planning on sharing UA’s rink for the next three (or more) years, with a seating capacity somewhere around 4,000. And they just announced per game prices for potential season ticket holders and it’s a ludicrous considering they can’t even get people in to watch the games this year when they give thousands of tickets away for every game.

I’m a Leafs fan though so I’m bracing for disappointment, be it Tampa or Boston. I will now be taking whisk(e)y, bourbon, and summery beer recommendations. Just got the wall mount installed at the back of the house so I can watch games in the nice weather this year

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Now Playing
« on: April 20, 2022, 01:11:04 PM »
I can only watch Steve Vai if it looks like it’s Ralph Macchio playing

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: LGBT School Teachers
« on: April 02, 2022, 07:53:58 PM »
Imagine equating that paragraph with saying “I have a husband” or “my wife’s name is Liz”.

There was only one teacher I had growing up who never mentioned anything about her family. We all thought she was a crazy cat lady, and she got treated with a lot more shenanigans than most other teachers did.

Teachers shouldn’t be putting their personal drama on display and transferring their stress to their students, but being disallowed from sharing anything about the existence of their family as you seem to suggest is the proper course of action here is asinine.

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Flat Earth Theory / Re: The Bipolar Model- An Investigation.
« on: March 26, 2022, 02:06:09 PM »
Ah yes, the ol’ I don’t believe in the globe because a few things line up with this map which I also don’t believe in argument.

The best defense of the bi-polar model is…the monopole map?

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Official Sports Thread
« on: March 26, 2022, 12:10:19 PM »
Wtf is going on in this year’s off-season. What a two weeks.
As usual, thank god I’m not a jets fan. But I’m pissed they crushed us in that Jamal Adams trade

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Flat Earth Theory / Re: The Bipolar Model- An Investigation.
« on: March 26, 2022, 01:19:48 AM »
no significant changes to routes commonly used for hundreds of years have occurred.

In a discussion about air travel, you’re talking about routes used for hundreds of years?

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By that logic, the Finns are all Nazis, let’s bomb their hospitals.

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