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Dinosaurs
« on: November 24, 2014, 10:27:56 PM »
OMG OMG OMG!  :o




Please, please don't let this be terrible.

Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2014, 10:35:56 PM »
Is this a trailer for the trailer?
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Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2014, 10:36:32 PM »
We put a trailer in your trailer so ... fuck it

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Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2014, 10:43:01 PM »
trailer-ception

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Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2014, 12:05:45 AM »
Yusss, dinosaurs and Chris Pratt.

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Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2014, 12:39:39 AM »
I will already be watching the 49ers crush the Seahawks on Thanksgiving evening on NBC, so this will be a nice bonus.

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Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2014, 04:06:24 PM »
Got my hopes up for new episodes of the classic '90s sitcom Dinosaurs. Not making that mistake again.

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« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2014, 04:39:55 PM »
"Hey, know what would be awesome?  If we built a park full of dinosaurs just like that one that failed and got a bunch of people killed."

Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2014, 05:12:17 PM »
Maybe they're only using small, vegetarian dinosaurs this time.
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Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2014, 05:23:15 PM »
Maybe it'll work if they engineer the Dinos to be reliant on the park keepers for lysine.
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Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2014, 05:40:08 PM »


Yay, giant sea dinosaur! Boo, made up hybrid dinosaur!

Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2014, 05:40:28 PM »
Maybe they're only using small, vegetarian dinosaurs this time.

No T-Rex?  Fuck that.

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Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2014, 07:08:26 PM »
The first Jurassic Park deserves credit for displaying some excellent effects long before said effects became ubiquitous in the film industry.  Apart from that, it wasn't much more than a servicable adventure film.  And the sequels were pretty mediocre.  So I can't say I'm particularly excited for this.

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Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2014, 08:15:25 PM »
Got my hopes up for new episodes of the classic '90s sitcom Dinosaurs. Not making that mistake again.

That would have been awesome. Back when people (dinosaurs) feared a meeting with the boss.

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Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2014, 11:55:16 PM »
I am wetting myself. Loved the first Jurassic park so much. Remember going to the cinema to see it. I was 15. It was just amazing at the time.

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Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2015, 10:35:07 PM »


This looks awful.

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Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2015, 10:45:48 PM »
Wow, all that witty banter.
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Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2015, 10:46:18 PM »
I have learned to loathe Chris Pratt.

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Re: Dinosaurs
« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2015, 10:48:22 PM »
I think he's a fine actor, but that writing was unsalvagable.
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« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2015, 11:00:05 PM »
I think he's a fine actor, but that writing was unsalvagable.

But the one thing Jurassic Park needs is more wit, right?