[DuckDodgers]

Well that didn't take long to take a turn for the perv.

[Particle Person]

Well that didn't take long to take a turn for the perv.

Right after admitting that he rigged a contest for retarded people so that he could win. Classic Thork moment.

[Thork]

No, there were no retarded people.

30 able bodied guys go to the event. A paraolympian (fine in every way except has shitty legs) then teaches us how to shoot with some other less successful disabled people.

I added a sweepstake to make a bit more money, but ended up winning the damn thing myself, so gave my winnings to charity too.

Upshot is, 30 people had fun and got drunk and fired arrows (yes, somehow I got us a beer permit whilst doing archery despite the obvious danger) and at the end they went home happy and the charity got some money.

I do this every couple of weeks. Some big events, mostly small. But its a few hundred quid every fortnight. Doing a big one for Halloween. A Halloween Ball. Already had 120 people booked at £45 a head. Run out of space annoyingly. Need to sort out to get even more people there and make even more money.

Anyway, I did say I did charity work but no bastard believed me. I've been doing it for years.

There is a thread on this forum that is 35 pages long saying how terrible I am. Its only because I do things like that I haven't killed myself because deep down, I'm not terrible. I'm fucking awesome!

[Vindictus]

Welp, if there's one thing it does do, it's getting people on FES riled up about how terrible it is (without forgetting to mention how terrible they aren't).

[rooster]

I have a tiny chest. No one would donate.

[markjo]

You'd be surprised.  Not all guys think that bigger is better.

[Ghost of V]

You'd be surprised.  Not all guys think that bigger is better.

You're a dirty old man.

[Saddam Hussein]

The only thing that could be worse than reading about Thork's perversions is reading about markjo's.  Someone please change the subject.

[rooster]

I've seen some people joke about a boiling water challenge. The people I know are kinda sick.

[markjo]

You'd be surprised.  Not all guys think that bigger is better.

You're a dirty old man.

Correct, but irrelevant.

The only thing that could be worse than reading about Thork's perversions is reading about markjo's.  Someone please change the subject.

What's  so perverse about admiring nice boobs regardless of size? 

[DuckDodgers]

I've seen some people joke about a boiling water challenge. The people I know are kinda sick.

I was actually joking with my boss yesterday that the next viral charity video challenge will be the boilling water challenge.

[rooster]

You're sick.

[juner]

Related:

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24668661/former-titans-lb-tim-shaw-announces-he-has-als

[rooster]

Related:

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24668661/former-titans-lb-tim-shaw-announces-he-has-als

Yeah that was all on our local news today. I haven't brought it up here like I did on FB, but the cold water makes sense as far as athletes go. They're the ones who have coolers dumped on them after games and they are at risk for ALS if they have enough concussions without proper treatment.

[Thork]

Not sure there is much ice in there.

[Particle Person]

This seems to have turned into a competition among celebrities to see who is the cleverest or most superior.

[Thork]

And still this goes on. Only the presence of ice is all but gone. In fact, I suspect a great many people are using warm water at this point and just pretending it is cold.

[markjo]

It seems that some people are having a difficult time with such a simple task:

[beardo]

If people in Africa are starving, then why do they have kids?

Is this a riddle?

No, I honestly want to know. If you barely have enough money to feed yourself, you're an irresponsible cunt if you make children.

[Lemon]

It's so they will have someone to look after them when they're old. They have a lot of kids because they aren't assured that all of them will live long enough to mind them.