Political compass bingo

Pete Svarrior · « **on:** December 06, 2020, 02:35:35 PM »

Do it, you know you don't have better things to do.

Template:

it me:

Sadly, I have failed to earn a BINGO in any category - will you do better?

Dr David Thork · « **Reply #1 on:** December 06, 2020, 03:36:19 PM »

Frankly anyone who finds themselves ticking any of the green boxes should be burned alive.

Pete Svarrior · « **Reply #2 on:** December 06, 2020, 03:47:50 PM »

Quote from: Toddler Thork on December 06, 2020, 03:36:19 PM

Frankly anyone who finds themselves ticking any of the green boxes should be burned alive.

b-b-b-bingo! Congratulations, you filthy fascist, you.

Dr David Thork · « **Reply #3 on:** December 06, 2020, 03:50:07 PM »

Quote from: Pete Svarrior on December 06, 2020, 03:47:50 PM

Quote from: Toddler Thork on December 06, 2020, 03:36:19 PM

Frankly anyone who finds themselves ticking any of the green boxes should be burned alive.
b-b-b-bingo! Congratulations, you filthy fascist, you.

You're just a manbun away from being a hipster.

Pete Svarrior · « **Reply #4 on:** December 06, 2020, 04:09:46 PM »

Quote from: Toddler Thork on December 06, 2020, 03:50:07 PM

You're just a manbun away from being a hipster.

Not inaccurate, is it?

Dr David Thork · « **Reply #5 on:** December 06, 2020, 04:13:51 PM »

Quote from: Pete Svarrior on December 06, 2020, 04:09:46 PM

Quote from: Toddler Thork on December 06, 2020, 03:50:07 PM
You're just a manbun away from being a hipster.
Not inaccurate, is it?

No, its pretty good. $:-\$

garygreen · « **Reply #6 on:** December 06, 2020, 04:18:51 PM »

who i actually am:

who i think i am:

Crudblud · « **Reply #7 on:** December 06, 2020, 05:26:32 PM »

I half-ticked some boxes because they half-apply to me. I get that this is just memes and nonsense but I'm feeling unironically unironic right now.

Updated to reflect my desire to free former British colonies from China.

Pete Svarrior · « **Reply #8 on:** December 06, 2020, 05:35:24 PM »

Quote from: Crudblud on December 06, 2020, 05:26:32 PM

I half-ticked some boxes because they half-apply to me. I get that this is just memes and nonsense but I'm feeling unironically unironic right now.

Personally, I went for the "tick anything that's even remotely close" approach because I really wanted a bingo

It didn't work

Dr David Thork · « **Reply #9 on:** December 06, 2020, 05:36:46 PM »

Quote from: Pete Svarrior on December 06, 2020, 05:35:24 PM

Quote from: Crudblud on December 06, 2020, 05:26:32 PM
I half-ticked some boxes because they half-apply to me. I get that this is just memes and nonsense but I'm feeling unironically unironic right now.
Personally, I went for the "tick anything that's even remotely close" approach because I really wanted a bingo

It didn't work

You should try being more racist. Works for me.

juner · « **Reply #10 on:** December 07, 2020, 09:00:24 PM »

So close....

beardo · « **Reply #11 on:** December 07, 2020, 10:26:55 PM »

tbh I don't have clue what some of these boxes are talking about or I just don't have an opinion and therefore left unticked.

Rushy · « **Reply #12 on:** December 07, 2020, 11:56:22 PM »

Particle Person · « **Reply #13 on:** December 08, 2020, 12:06:38 AM »

So close

Snupes · « **Reply #14 on:** December 08, 2020, 06:59:11 AM »

One space away.

Roundy · « **Reply #15 on:** December 08, 2020, 03:48:14 PM »

Just go out and find a police officer to attack, and there you go.

Crudblud · « **Reply #16 on:** December 08, 2020, 04:31:37 PM »

Become a police officer and then punch yourself in the face.

Pete Svarrior · « **Reply #17 on:** December 08, 2020, 05:41:35 PM »

Alternatively, you could get high and decide that lives matter regardless of skin tone or political affiliation

Particle Person · « **Reply #18 on:** December 08, 2020, 10:16:56 PM »

I don't think the "All Lives Matter" square should be interpreted literally, as I don't think anyone would disagree. In the US, "All Lives Matter" is a "movement" that exists only as a response to "Black Lives Matter".

Snupes · « **Reply #19 on:** December 08, 2020, 11:59:50 PM »

Yeah, I struggled on that one. If it weren't capitalized I'd probably have crossed it out, but I'm pretty confident it's talking about the "I'm sensitive and can't understand context how dare you specify black lives" counter-slogan. And I guess I can cross the high one off lol, though I really don't know if I want to be so close to a bingo in that quadrant...