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Need a pron machine
« on: July 15, 2019, 07:46:04 PM »
So I want a clean machine (won't stay clean for long) that is basically a computer where I can explore the deepest recesses of my mind. And I want to keep it separate from my work computer, work accounts, work e-mails etc. It is too easy for me to be logged into a client's google account and only realise when I'm halfway through wishing cancer on someone in youtube comments that I'm doing it via their account!  :o. I need a clean break. I also want this new machine to be ... well kind of a burner. So I can post horrific threads on this forum, or watch midget pron or stalk someone on facebook or harass celebs on Twitter ... basically a machine where I can be a public menace. I also want it separate from a personal work machine that I trust to make online financial transactions and visits to my online bank account.

So now that I know what I want it for, what do I want it to do?

  • Browse the internet.
  • Playback video. Mostly naked ladies at 1080p.
  • Kinda like the idea of it not being windows because I don't want it picking up viruses in the mucky places I intend to go.

So now to my list of candidates.

A very old windows PC (intel x64) that is from the middle ages and I re-purpose with Chrome OS or something on it. But like not having windows for this. Not sure I want google looking over my shoulder though.
A Raspberry Pi running Raspian.
An Intel Compute Stick.
A Jetson Nano.


The Pi 4 seemed like a good way forward and I was pretty settled on that, but it drops a hell of a lot of frames (read more than 50% at 1080p) during video playback on youtube (and likely pronhub) and I want the ladies to be jumping around because they are negotiating enormous choppers, not because I'm GPU bound and my Arm processor is hotter than the sun.

The Compute stick will likely give me similar issues as will an atom based NUC.

I'm kind of leaning towards the Jetson Nano. It has 128 cuda cores to help keep video playback silky smooth.

There must be other reprobates on this website. Do you have a machine for being a colossal pervert or public nuisance, and if so, what do you use and why?
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Re: Need a pron machine
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2019, 08:17:42 PM »
Have you considered just creating a second user account on your existing computer?
when you try to mock anyone while also running the flat earth society. Lol

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Re: Need a pron machine
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2019, 08:23:05 PM »
Have you considered just creating a second user account on your existing computer?
No.

To be honest it will also allow me to divide work from messing about a bit better having two machines. I can have say youtube running a movie on one whilst working on the other. No, I cant run dual monitors, I have a stupid AIO that stops me doing that. 

Its too easy for me to start mucking about on facebook or youtube or whatever. If I only do that on this recreational machine ... basically I'm having a hard time separating work and play as of late. I figure a different machine with a different OS will help me nurture better habits. Oh, windows ... behaving, working, productive healthy individual. Ooooh, Ubuntu, trolling, videos, music, facebook.
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« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2019, 08:40:34 PM »
Then just buy a second-hand ThinkPad on eBay for like £100.
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Re: Need a pron machine
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2019, 08:50:48 PM »
Am also considering a xiaomi mi box s. Is about $40 and will do the video playback I want + allow browsing + is Android not windows. Downside is it is google and they like watching what I'm watching and I don't want to be watched, watching what I intend to watch.



Maybe a streaming TV thing is a better route.
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Re: Need a pron machine
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2019, 08:51:33 PM »
Yeah.  I'm with parsifal.  Thinkpad, dell, really anything.  Hell a cheap tablet will work.  Add a bluetooth keyboard and you're done.

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Re: Need a pron machine
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2019, 09:54:09 PM »
I'd steer clear of Android-based solutions. It's not a terrible OS for mobile phones (and even that is a stretch), but as a media player, it blows donkey chimp.
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Re: Need a pron machine
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2019, 11:46:47 PM »
Go on craigslist or something and find a cheap old laptop that someone is getting rid of because they did exactly what you describe and they think it's ruined. Then wipe it clean, put Debian (or Ubuntu, or whatever you want) on it, and you're set. No Windows overlords watching you, no Google overlords watching you, dirt cheap system, and if you pick a lightweight OS, even an old system with not-so-great specs run plenty fast enough for what you are intending to do with it.
No sir, I don't like it.

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Re: Need a pron machine
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2019, 02:25:40 AM »
Wait, is Thork gay or does he just have a thing for lipstick?

Re: Need a pron machine
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2019, 12:56:21 PM »
but as a media player, it blows donkey chimp.
Which, ironically, is what Thork will be watching on it while it does so.
If you are making your claim without evidence then we can discard it without evidence.

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Re: Need a pron machine
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2019, 10:46:12 PM »
Its too late ...  :'(


Quote from: bitcoin scammer
Do I have your attention?
You are really screwed now and you better read this... !

Your device was recently infected with a software I developed, and now you have a problem you need to solve, because it has gone too far..

You probably noticed your device is acting strangely lately.
That's because you downloaded a nasty software I created while you were browsing the pornographic website...

The software automatically:
1) Started your Camera and begun recording you,
    uploading the footage to my server...
2) Recording your device screen
3) Copied all your contact lists from mail program, facebook
    and your device chain
4) Started logging what you write

The problem is that it has cought you while you have been masturbating.. and I didn't plan to see that.. but I did.

I now have the Thork.mp4 file with you masturbating to this hardcore stuff... ugly!! :(( 🤮


Let me get straight to the point.

If you do not do what I ask you now, I will upload this ugly video file with you ... and the stuff you were watching to several video upload sites and I will send the links to all your friends, family members and associates.

I am sure they will not like what they will see and I am also sure you don't want me to do that, right ?


So do you want me to uninstall the nasty software from your device and stop recording you?
Do you want me to forget about this whole issue??

I think 2,000 USD is a fair price for my silence. I know you can handle to send me this money - and it is enough for me to get lost. So how do you send the cash?? Bitcoin.

I checked right now and 1 Bitcoin is worth 10,428 bucks.
So...


***********************************************
Send exactly 0.192138 BTC to my Bitcoin wallet.

This is my Bitcoin wallet address:
335dMRbmRj3Mb1qyTpet88P4PwYWoXNxzY

***********************************************

If you do not know how to send cash using bitcoin, type 'how to buy bitcoin' in google. There's plenty of guides.

Ok.. so what if you decide not to pay ?
Well if you want to test my patience - go on.
I will ruin your social life, you can count on that.

You think that visiting Police is a good idea ? Nope.
I don't live in your country and I know how to stay Anonymous. I will send the compromising video to everyone you know!

Just send me the 2,000 USD and we forget about the whole thing. I have family to feed too.

***********************************************
Send 2,000 USD worth of bitcoin to this address:

0.192138 BTC
to this address:

335dMRbmRj3Mb1qyTpet88P4PwYWoXNxzY

(copy and paste it - it's cAsE sensitive)
***********************************************

After you send the money to my wallet (exact
amount!) - I will see it and I will remove the video and deactivate the rec software.

I give you 5 days only to send the transfer..

The time starts ticking after you open this letter (I included a pixel in this message and I will know when you read it).


Don't try to contact me - I am using an untraceable email to deliver this message to you.

I am waiting for your cash. I KNOW you can afford it.
Don't forget the shame if you ignore me.

Shaunna

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Re: Need a pron machine
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2019, 11:32:02 PM »
Your only move is to respond with something like this:
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Do I have your attention?
You are really screwed now and you better read this... !
I will teach you exactly how important it is to give your consent with all your heart and you will not get a single penny!
You can't say yes without my permission at my discretion... you will just do something stupid
If you do it anyway, I will beat you for every dime! How much? That you can't tell me without knowing exactly your life situation...
I must give you what you need. I want you to love me and I want you to accept what I want to do with my life.
I would love it if you would listen to me and if you give me your consent! ... Then, you will love me even more.
What do I mean by "giving my consent"?
I have to have your sexual satisfaction to be satisfied with this girl ... no exceptions ... and I'm going to get every single inch from you ... I want you to feel this way and when you're ready, I want you to go see me
You'll feel me
You will feel me
You will feel me
You will feel me
You will feel me
You will feel me
You will feel me
No sir, I don't like it.

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Re: Need a pron machine
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2019, 11:37:57 PM »
Abandon hope all ye who press enter here.

Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.

If you can't demonstrate it, then you shouldn't believe it.

Re: Need a pron machine
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2019, 04:25:47 AM »
Did you actualky get that or are you thorking with us?

I'm guessing thorking as the text says a file is called thork.mp4 which I'm half sure you don't use as your pc name or account name.  But I could be wrong.

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« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2019, 09:18:43 AM »
Did you actualky get that or are you thorking with us?

I'm guessing thorking as the text says a file is called thork.mp4 which I'm half sure you don't use as your pc name or account name.  But I could be wrong.

I actually got that ... but I'm also the same tin-foil hat wearing weirdo that tapes up his webcam sooooooo ......................

Its just a spam blackmail e-mail. I'm sure if you send out 10,000 of these, some stupid sap will send you back $2000 USD.

The mp4 file did say my first name which it likely scrapped from the e-mail headers so if my name was Frederick the file was labelled Frederick.mp4. I swapped out my name for use on this forum.

For the utterly stupid on this site who might fall for such a thing

1) You have an mp4 of me and you haven't uploaded a copy to a server with a link for me to see and worry about?
2) You put a pixel on my e-mail and that somehow tracks me? If you'd given me a link to my handshandy.mp4 video you'd know if I watched it.
3) £2000 is worth more and I work in £ not $. Surely if you actually know who I am, you ask for £2000.
4) Somehow he thinks that a video of a 41 year old man tugging himself off is worth $2000. If you can get $2000 for it anywhere else, go sell it. But I don't think its worth it.

Also, why would I care if someone who "hacked my webcam" sent a video of me smashing one out to people I know? If I got a video sent to me by a stranger, of a mate bashing his bishop ... I wouldn't open it. I wouldn't trust the source, I don't want to see my friend doing that, I don't want to be involved. I'm not sure who I'm supposed to feel 'shame' from? Everyone on earth rubs their magic lamp occasionally unless they have a medical problem. So what would someone say to me ... "Erm, Thork. So I got this video of you tugging your piggy last night and I've got to say you have a super awkward cum face" ... to which I'd reply ... "You watched it to the end?". I mean how is choking your chicken a 'shameful' thing?

I am going to guess the author lives in some 3rd world shithole from the broken English and lack of cultural empathy. To him, with his special brand of God and religious hang ups, sure, maybe unloading your meat pistol might be a thing of shame ... but to a middle-aged white guy living in the west ... literally no one would give a shit if there was a video of me on the internet burping my worm and I'm not sure anyone would want to watch it.
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Re: Need a pron machine
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2019, 10:32:54 AM »
Tape? What are you, some kind of savage?

Get yourself a set of webcam stickers from your favourite advocacy group. They'll make your paranoia look more professional, and the adhesive doesn't gunk up the camera, so if you ever actually need the webcam, it's ready to go in an instant.

Pic related, I ❤ EFF.

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« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2019, 11:19:18 AM »
Well my favourite advocacy group is of course The Flat Earth Society, but whoever runs this shit show hasn't organised webcam stickers in the flat earth store.
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« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2019, 01:14:36 PM »
I got an adhesive sliding plastic door thingy from Linux Academy whilst at AWS Re:Invent a couple years back.

I wish I had gotten more since I have a few laptops.
Wait, is Thork gay or does he just have a thing for lipstick?

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« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2019, 01:22:36 PM »
2) You put a pixel on my e-mail and that somehow tracks me?
Yes.  Embedded images are links that spammers routinely use to track you.  This is why some email readers block embedded images by default.
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Re: Need a pron machine
« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2019, 02:58:24 PM »
You don't get races of anything ... accept people.