Ghost of V

Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
« on: March 30, 2014, 12:29:17 AM »


Look how broken this game is. My god. What was Nintendo thinking when they released this game?? If you can beat it in 6 minutes then what's the point? You shouldn't be able to glitch through doors and walls like that either. This game is so broken it's not even funny. I don't see why it gets so much hype. Also, Bowser is formulaic and predictable.. I had real respect for Nintendo before this crap, now I just hate them. I haven't even played the game itself, but I can easily ascertain from watching this 13 minute speed run video that it's overrated garbage. I could make a better game with my hands tied behind my back smashing my face into a keyboard.

Seriously Nintendo, what were you thinking?  ::)

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Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2014, 12:33:56 AM »
Wors game design ever
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Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2014, 12:38:46 AM »
18 years too late.

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Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2014, 12:45:33 AM »
18 years too late.

Don't hate just because I didn't have the means to discover this game until recently. I'm sorry that I'm not as privileged as you are.  ::)

Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2014, 12:56:14 AM »
It's got nothing to do with privilege.

Operation Wolf is such a fucking shit game.


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Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2014, 02:02:41 AM »
It's hilarious how truly butthurt people get when you make points about a game they love. Ghost, it's fine you like Dark Souls, it really is. You liking it doesn't make it not a shitty game, and your frustration hardly warranted another thread that only serves to point out what little reading comprehension you have in another.

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Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2014, 06:06:29 AM »
It's hilarious how truly butthurt people get when you make points about a game they love. Ghost, it's fine you like Dark Souls, it really is. You liking it doesn't make it not a shitty game, and your frustration hardly warranted another thread that only serves to point out what little reading comprehension you have in another.

Play Dark Souls.

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Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2014, 09:10:46 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2014, 10:19:04 AM »
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Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2014, 12:06:57 AM »
"So, it's the world's greatest detective versus the world's deadliest assassin. Who's going to win?"

"NOT HIM."

Gave me chills.
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Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2014, 06:16:29 AM »
That yahooing is bloody annoying. I'd have to play the game with the sound off or find a way to finish it without using jump.

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Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2014, 06:49:25 AM »
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Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2014, 05:24:28 PM »
I beat Super Mario 64 before anyone else posting in this thread.
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Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2014, 05:28:43 PM »
I beat Super Mario 64 before anyone else posting in this thread.

Congrats on beating a 6 minute long game.

What an achievement.

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Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2014, 05:36:11 PM »
I beat Super Mario 64 before anyone else posting in this thread.

Congrats on beating a 6 minute long game.

What an achievement.

I got all 120 stars in less than 5 minutes.
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Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2014, 07:38:35 PM »
I have to agree with this.

Interestingly enough when I first started doing Christian Comedy one of my jokes was about Super Mario.

"You kids like video games? You like jumping in pipes to save the princess? You think the princess needs to be saved? Truth is...we all need to be saved. Just like that princess. But unlike that princess...a plumber cant save us. Only Jesus can."

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Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2014, 07:43:58 PM »
What is Jesus

Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
« Reply #17 on: April 15, 2014, 07:52:05 PM »
What is Jesus

Jesus is the son of God. Have you ever heard about God?

Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
« Reply #18 on: April 15, 2014, 09:21:28 PM »
I have to agree with this.

Interestingly enough when I first started doing Christian Comedy one of my jokes was about Super Mario.

"You kids like video games? You like jumping in pipes to save the princess? You think the princess needs to be saved? Truth is...we all need to be saved. Just like that princess. But unlike that princess...a plumber cant save us. Only Jesus can."

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Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2014, 12:02:15 AM »

lol me and pizza planet watch the same youtubes

Speaking of shitty games starcraft sucks.
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