Re: Dark Souls
« Reply #100 on: February 20, 2014, 01:42:31 AM »

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Re: Dark Souls
« Reply #101 on: February 20, 2014, 02:03:16 AM »
Yahtzee is no fun unless he's doing negative reviews, because then I can talk about how stupid his reviews are. :[
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Re: Dark Souls
« Reply #102 on: February 20, 2014, 02:09:31 AM »
It's pretty scary how many Escapist links I've seen Vindictus post here.

Re: Dark Souls
« Reply #103 on: February 20, 2014, 02:48:20 AM »
It's like.. the only gaming media site I visit, besides things like /r/truegaming (which, surprisingly, is where I heard about Yahtzees Dark Souls review first). And no one is going to read the cerebral stuff on there if I link it.

I haven't watched it yet but apparently he has given it his seal of approval, for what it's worth.

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Re: Dark Souls
« Reply #104 on: February 20, 2014, 02:54:10 AM »
for what it's worth.

Right, yeah. How much is that?

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Re: Dark Souls
« Reply #105 on: February 20, 2014, 03:51:14 AM »
I really hate his fast-talking shtick.  It's such a transparent gimmick, and yet it's by far the most iconic (for lack of a better word) part of his reviews.

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Re: Dark Souls
« Reply #106 on: February 20, 2014, 05:40:44 AM »
But he's got a hat.
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Re: Dark Souls
« Reply #107 on: February 20, 2014, 06:09:39 AM »
I really hate his fast-talking shtick.  It's such a transparent gimmick, and yet it's by far the most iconic (for lack of a better word) part of his reviews.

I thought the most iconic part of his reviews was the bad, and often stretched, metaphors.

Re: Dark Souls
« Reply #108 on: February 23, 2014, 09:19:39 AM »

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Re: Dark Souls
« Reply #109 on: February 24, 2014, 02:26:53 AM »
Supertails      02:17:17 AM   Viewing the topic Dark Souls.

For fuck's sake, Snupes, play the damn game already.

Re: Dark Souls
« Reply #110 on: February 24, 2014, 02:49:52 AM »
DS2 comes out in like.. 1 month.

Re: Dark Souls
« Reply #111 on: February 24, 2014, 03:30:34 AM »
Supes probably can't afford it :(

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Re: Dark Souls
« Reply #112 on: February 24, 2014, 09:36:47 AM »
I died and died. I'm extremely bad at this game. I've tried playing a thief, a cleric and a knight, and I can't kill the asylum demon with any of them. (Yeah, I'm not trying to fight the first time he appears) I'm also extremely bad at using the controller so I suck at maneuvering and I can't seem to get the timing right. And it's not exactly entertaining when you have to go through the same fucking enemies over and over and over again every time you die. Enemy respawning is bullshit. I'll keep trying though. I just need to get more proficient with the controller. But I'll probably lose my hair while at it. I might be too old for this.
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Re: Dark Souls
« Reply #113 on: February 24, 2014, 10:39:45 AM »
Don't worry, everyone sucks at Dark Souls. Even Blanko.

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Re: Dark Souls
« Reply #114 on: February 24, 2014, 03:04:05 PM »
There are many difficult moments in this game.  Fighting the Asylum Demon is not one of them.

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Re: Dark Souls
« Reply #115 on: February 24, 2014, 04:10:04 PM »
Don't worry, everyone sucks at Dark Souls. Even Blanko.

It's true, I get rekt in fight clubs

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Re: Dark Souls
« Reply #116 on: February 24, 2014, 06:14:38 PM »
I don't know the trick. I can do the plunging attack from the balcony, but then I tend to get tossed around too much.
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Re: Dark Souls
« Reply #117 on: February 25, 2014, 05:28:57 AM »
I killed it. I'm at the ruin where the raven dropped me off now.
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Re: Dark Souls
« Reply #118 on: February 25, 2014, 05:29:17 AM »
inb4 goes the wrong way

Re: Dark Souls
« Reply #119 on: February 25, 2014, 05:34:47 AM »
Going the wrong way after that is part of the game.