The poster has a point. Are we to believe that a feather would fall into a black hole as fast as two black holes colliding would?
Tom, why is it you refuse to at least study the basics of physics? If you knew even a basic application of Newton's 3 Laws of Motion and his Law of Universal Gravitation, you wouldn't be saying stuff like this. Yet you're so quick to say that Newton was wrong, that gravity doesn't exist, and that most of modern science is garbage. This is a very simple derivation:
Two objects always lie on a line. We define L to be the object on the "left" and R to be the object on the "right" (the choice is arbitrary). We assume that space is Euclidean with the standard metric, as Newton did; this is a good enough approximation. We define i hat as the basis vector pointing to the "right". L has a mass of m_L. R has a mass of m_R. The force between them is Gm_Lm_R / d^2. Therefore the acceleration of L is Gm_R/d^2 times i hat, while the acceleration of R is -Gm_L/d^2 times i hat. So the closing acceleration (the time derivative of the closing speed) is G(m_R+m_L)/d^2. Now if m_L is much smaller than m_R (say, 1.6 x 10^23 times smaller -- that's a person vs the Earth), you can clearly see that the closing acceleration stays pretty much constant (what we see as "g" = 9.8 N / kg). This is the case with most fields, including electric fields; this is why test charges must be as small as possible. Of course the closing speed isn't constant; it is the acceleration integrated over time.
The fact that you cannot complete a basic Newton's Laws derivation to figure out what science has to say on your comment should demonstrate to you that you claim to refute science that you just simply don't understand.
In fact, I'll admit that I've been accused of the same on the FE hypothesis. But there's a crucial difference: FE assertions require a suspension of disbelief as they selectively follow logic, deduction, and demonstrable physical laws. In real science, most of the theory is supported by experiments and mathematics. It's not a lie to say that Einstein's Special Relativity is the product of two axioms. It's not a lie to say that Newtonian and Lagrangian mechanics can both be completely derived from Newton's Laws of Motion and Universal Gravitation, listed below:
1. In an inertial reference frame, objects at rest stay at rest and objects in motion stay in motion absent a net external force. (Defines an inertial reference frame)
2. In an inertial reference frame, the acceleration vector of an object is equal to the net external force vector divided by the mass of the object. (Acceleration, of course, is the time derivative of velocity, which itself is the time derivative of position).
3. Fa on b = -Fb on a. (The equal and opposite forces; combined with the second law, this implies conservation of momentum, the quantity mv)
4. Fg = Gm1m2/d^2 for point particles, and by 3-dimensional integral calculus, sufficiently distant spheres.
These 4 laws on their own are enough to completely debunk Flat Earth hypotheses while also having vast predictive power, from objects falling together to geostationary orbits to the Cavendish experiment to fluid dynamics to the various effects we observe on Earth as a result of being on a spinning ball. On the other hand, FE is constantly adding new assertions about perspective, shadows, distortion, maps, measured distances, invisible shadow objects in orbits around Earth, magical forces, cold light, etc to keep it viable. One can't be sure about its predictions because it needs fixing so often. It's exhausting to disprove all of these assertions until they reach the point of really making few testable predictions and thus become unfalsifiable.
As I've said before, I don't believe in discussions about the burden of proof, but I hope that each side can at least try to understand the arguments of the other. I've tried my best to read the wiki and understand what you believe (of course, I refuse to read ENaG because I know that the author is an imbecile -- I do, however, accept references to it if you're trying to explain what you believe). At the risk of exposing my own Dunning-Kruger, I probably understand the scientific implications of many FE assertions better than you do. The only FE who I've talked to on this forum who has demonstrated a good understanding of physics is Parsifal, and I learned a lot about how FE believes it fits in with currently accepted physics.
I didn't suggest you to take an AP Physics 1 practice exam to belittle you or to publicly prove that you knew nothing. I don't expect you to publish how well you did. But I hope that you give it a try, and see what you're missing. I just want you to recognize that there are significant gaps in your knowledge, and you can't just point to unintuitive things in physics that most people have a hard time understanding as disproofs of physics. There are always interesting physical explanations consistent with the 4 laws. And, if there's something that doesn't make sense to you, don't dismiss it outright as wrong, but instead feel free to ask anyone for clarification. I'll be the first to drop this boring cryptography and machine learning homework to help someone genuinely interested in improving his/her knowledge.
I'll give a non-obvious thing that Newton's laws predict: the braking distance of a vehicle (with everyday mass) depends little on how much mass it's carrying. The vehicle has a kinetic energy of (mv^2)/2. The frictional force is approximately f = mu * N, where N is the normal force, and mu is a relatively constant number dependent on the surface conditions (and also slightly on N, but that's why I say the distance depends little on the mass). Since the car doesn't accelerate vertically (oh dear, if it did!), N = mg. Then the frictional force is mu * mg. Then, to convert all of the vehicle's kinetic energy to heat, the vehicle has to travel a distance of (mv^2)/(2mu mg). Then, we see the masses cancel, and we get the stopping distance = (v^2)/(2 mu g). It turns out if you test this, the results approximately agree with this formula, and are nowhere near what we intuitively expect. Sometimes our intuitions are wrong. Newton's laws are very powerful and predictive.