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« Reply #1040 on: March 14, 2017, 01:48:51 AM »
Woah, I have no problems with PED's, or drugs at all. I loved watching an HGH powered Adrian Peterson in 2012. It's just pretty clear why we see top-tier athletes maintaining their dominance for so long.

In the past, I have briefly pondered why Americans usually beat all these other countries at the Olympic Games which seemed unfortunate and out of place since the Americans are generally immoral fascists who are routinely commended at such events while all these more respectable little countries apparently lose dignity by having participated in such a farce. Not being much of a sports fan, I never pursued the topic.

Having recently purchased a book by Putin of his views on various subjects, I read therein a comment about detailed American sports information uncovered by hackers and publicised through outlets such as wiki leaks.  Specifically, I realised how the Americans consistently do so well at all the Olympic Games over the years. It's because they cheat through the use of prohibited substances which their opponents do not use.

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« Reply #1041 on: March 14, 2017, 02:43:52 AM »
... substances which their opponents do not use.

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Re: Official Sports Thread
« Reply #1042 on: March 14, 2017, 03:36:23 AM »
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/olympics/2017/02/28/michael-phelps-talks-to-congress-about-athlete-drug-testing/98519126/

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Phelps, who has won more Olympic medals than any other athlete, said he was stunned to learn that while he was drug-tested 13 times leading up to the Rio Olympics, 1,913 athletes in 10 "high-risk" sports were not tested at all leading up to the Games. And in total, 4,125 athletes actually had no record of testing in 2016 before Rio.
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« Reply #1043 on: March 14, 2017, 11:27:46 AM »

Bribery and corruption is a fundamental requisite for Olympic team success, and has been for ever, America the great does it (cheated to get Salt-lake-city 2002, then robbed Alex Coomber of skeleton Gold, bastards! One small instance), Great-Britain’s impressive haul of cycling shrapnel has a chemical whiff that fair makes the eyes sting, etcetera.

But Dinosaur has it from Putin that their success is down to pure vodka, bear steaks and a good night’s sleep. Now I’m no fan of the decadent capitalist west, well I quite like Netflix, but to imagine that its eastern counterpoint is a utopia of flaxen haired chiselled cheeked purity is to wear blinkers so big I imagine he is permanently unable to leave his room. I remember the she-men that shambled out of the Iron curtain to dominate the women's throwing events of the seventies, and believe me, that was either steroids or pure bred cave trolls, oh! And haven’t Russia been banned from the world championships?
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Re: Official Sports Thread
« Reply #1044 on: March 14, 2017, 11:07:33 PM »
watching the kingdom of the netherlands rout israel in the world baseball classic.  jair jurrjens throwing that fire.

srsly tho i didn't know xander bogaerts was dutch.  i guess i should've, though.  what a silly name.
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« Reply #1045 on: March 26, 2017, 03:36:27 AM »
go ducks.  lol i love watching ku fans cry.
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« Reply #1046 on: April 23, 2017, 02:19:29 AM »
The patriots are going to be incredibly stacked next season and will go 15-1
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« Reply #1047 on: April 23, 2017, 03:49:24 PM »
Fuck off until NFL preseason. Hockey, NBA and MLB until then.
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« Reply #1048 on: April 28, 2017, 04:32:08 AM »
Hmmm. Think this is Brady's last year, at least wth the patriots . They loaded up in free agency,  and not trading Jimmy G makes no sense if they plan on Brady being here more than a year or two? 
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« Reply #1049 on: April 28, 2017, 04:40:37 AM »
Hmmm. Think this is Brady's last year, at least wth the patriots . They loaded up in free agency,  and not trading Jimmy G makes no sense if they plan on Brady being here more than a year or two?

JG is a scrub who has played like 10 min. Pats will be on the slide for the next 20 years. It has been a great run, but it is all over. 8-8...
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« Reply #1050 on: April 28, 2017, 04:43:17 AM »
Uhh. C'mon dude you can be less obvious. The patriots are stacked next season on both sides.
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« Reply #1051 on: April 28, 2017, 04:30:36 PM »
Early prediction for Superbowl LII: Eagles 37, Patriots 17
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« Reply #1052 on: April 28, 2017, 04:40:16 PM »
Early prediction for Superbowl LII: Eagles 37, Patriots 17

Not that the Patriots will be there, but if they somehow did manage it would be more like 45-3.
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« Reply #1053 on: April 28, 2017, 04:42:35 PM »
Early prediction for Superbowl LII: Eagles 37, Patriots 17

Not that the Patriots will be there, but if they somehow did manage it would be more like 45-3.

Well, it all depends on if old man Tom somehow makes it that far without a career-ending injury.
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« Reply #1054 on: April 28, 2017, 04:48:36 PM »
If Brady can have close to the season he had last year they're a lock.  They're absolutely stacked on offense after signing cooks,  and gillislee. and they have an awesome secondary assuming they keep butler.
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« Reply #1055 on: May 16, 2017, 03:51:45 AM »
Congrats to Chelsea on winning the league. Very dominant season.
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« Reply #1056 on: May 16, 2017, 11:39:41 AM »
Congrats to Chelsea on winning the league. Very dominant season.

I'm sure Chelsea is touched that you congratulated them here.
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« Reply #1057 on: May 16, 2017, 01:01:39 PM »

Their pitch is flat! So maybe.

Not like Leicester's this year, which seemed to slope towards our goal, no matter which way we were playing.
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« Reply #1058 on: May 16, 2017, 02:37:02 PM »
Congrats to Chelsea on winning the league. Very dominant season.

I'm sure Chelsea is touched that you congratulated them here.
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Their pitch is flat! So maybe.

Not like Leicester's this year, which seemed to slope towards our goal, no matter which way we were playing.
They can lose everything for at least the next ten years and it won't take away from their accomplishment last season though.
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« Reply #1059 on: May 20, 2017, 04:51:43 AM »
It has been an exciting NBA season. I can hardly wait until the playoffs start.
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