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Re: Now Playing (the Video Game Version)
« Reply #680 on: April 19, 2016, 09:34:29 PM »
The rich and vibrant lore of the series, of course.  The saga of the Lords of Cinder and the fate of the world draws to a close with this game.

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Re: Now Playing (the Video Game Version)
« Reply #681 on: April 19, 2016, 11:38:43 PM »
The lore in dark souls is so terrible the game tries to save you the trouble and not actually waste your time talking about it too much.

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Re: Now Playing (the Video Game Version)
« Reply #682 on: April 20, 2016, 07:14:52 AM »
"The Dark Lords of Grimloth and the Dark Priests of Darkblood fought a dark war to see who was the darkest because that seems like a dark thing to have happen and now because of the dark war there is a curse of darkness and you are darkly cursed to be undead and cursed and dark and I guess you should darkly go forth into a grim and dark world of darkness and darkly stop the dark curse of darkness because dark curses are bad and dark and stuff. Also you darkly suck and I hope you darkly die a thousand dark times lmdao." - Dark Haggard Old Dark Woman

I should start working for From Software, this is much easier to write than the stuff I'm doing for my friend's game.

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Re: Now Playing (the Video Game Version)
« Reply #683 on: April 20, 2016, 09:07:12 AM »
"The Dark Lords of Grimloth and the Dark Priests of Darkblood fought a dark war to see who was the darkest because that seems like a dark thing to have happen and now because of the dark war there is a curse of darkness and you are darkly cursed to be undead and cursed and dark and I guess you should darkly go forth into a grim and dark world of darkness and darkly stop the dark curse of darkness because dark curses are bad and dark and stuff. Also you darkly suck and I hope you darkly die a thousand dark times lmdao." - Dark Haggard Old Dark Woman

I should start working for From Software, this is much easier to write than the stuff I'm doing for my friend's game.

Yeah, you're much better than From's writers. Really, it's a grave injustice you don't have millions of fans like they do.

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Re: Now Playing (the Video Game Version)
« Reply #684 on: April 20, 2016, 11:20:55 AM »
"The Dark Lords of Grimloth and the Dark Priests of Darkblood fought a dark war to see who was the darkest because that seems like a dark thing to have happen and now because of the dark war there is a curse of darkness and you are darkly cursed to be undead and cursed and dark and I guess you should darkly go forth into a grim and dark world of darkness and darkly stop the dark curse of darkness because dark curses are bad and dark and stuff. Also you darkly suck and I hope you darkly die a thousand dark times lmdao." - Dark Haggard Old Dark Woman

I should start working for From Software, this is much easier to write than the stuff I'm doing for my friend's game.

Yeah, you're much better than From's writers. Really, it's a grave injustice you don't have millions of fans like they do.

Glad you agree, friendo. :^)

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Re: Now Playing (the Video Game Version)
« Reply #685 on: April 20, 2016, 12:53:06 PM »
"The Dark Lords of Grimloth and the Dark Priests of Darkblood fought a dark war to see who was the darkest because that seems like a dark thing to have happen and now because of the dark war there is a curse of darkness and you are darkly cursed to be undead and cursed and dark and I guess you should darkly go forth into a grim and dark world of darkness and darkly stop the dark curse of darkness because dark curses are bad and dark and stuff. Also you darkly suck and I hope you darkly die a thousand dark times lmdao." - Dark Haggard Old Dark Woman

I should start working for From Software, this is much easier to write than the stuff I'm doing for my friend's game.

Yeah, you're much better than From's writers. Really, it's a grave injustice you don't have millions of fans like they do.

I have never before agreed so much with something you've said
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Re: Now Playing (the Video Game Version)
« Reply #686 on: May 17, 2016, 10:52:55 AM »
Just finished DOOM. 10/10. Was gr8.
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Re: Now Playing (the Video Game Version)
« Reply #687 on: May 18, 2016, 07:56:42 PM »
Hearthstone!! :-B
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Re: Now Playing (the Video Game Version)
« Reply #688 on: June 28, 2016, 02:18:59 PM »
South Park: The Stick of Truth

Got it on sale for $12, well worth the investment. Nothing groundbreaking about the gameplay. A very generic and easy battle system. The menus are incredibly slow to navigate which is annoying, but most people probably aren't playing the game for its merits as an RPG. The nostalgia was pretty fantastic and it included most everything a long time South Park fan would want to see in a very R rated way. Story was meh overall, like an extended mid season episode, but the offensive joaks nonstop were great.

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« Reply #689 on: June 28, 2016, 08:22:17 PM »
Limbo.  The dark and moody aesthetic is neat, and there are some really clever puzzles here.  What lets the game down, however, is the focus on platforming and dodging deadly traps that all require impeccable timing, which, combined with the awful controls, make the experience far more frustrating than it should be.

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Re: Now Playing (the Video Game Version)
« Reply #690 on: June 28, 2016, 10:03:55 PM »
Limbo.  The dark and moody aesthetic is neat, and there are some really clever puzzles here.  What lets the game down, however, is the focus on platforming and dodging deadly traps that all require impeccable timing, which, combined with the awful controls, make the experience far more frustrating than it should be.
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Re: Now Playing (the Video Game Version)
« Reply #691 on: June 28, 2016, 11:36:24 PM »
Limbo.  The dark and moody aesthetic is neat, and there are some really clever puzzles here.  What lets the game down, however, is the focus on platforming and dodging deadly traps that all require impeccable timing, which, combined with the awful controls, make the experience far more frustrating than it should be.

I can't empathize with this. I don't recall any traps in the game that require "impeccable" timing. No parts took me more than a couple deaths, and I'm not exactly amazing at games.
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Re: Now Playing (the Video Game Version)
« Reply #692 on: June 28, 2016, 11:41:50 PM »
I can't empathize with this. I don't recall any traps in the game that require "impeccable" timing. No parts took me more than a couple deaths, and I'm not exactly amazing at games.

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Re: Now Playing (the Video Game Version)
« Reply #693 on: June 30, 2016, 07:36:45 AM »
20XX.
It's fun, but I'm ultimately too bad at it to even beat two bosses in a row. I always end up being at around 1 or 2 HP when I enter the second boss areana, and get killed. Fuckshit.
also, fuck mighty no. 9
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Re: Now Playing (the Video Game Version)
« Reply #694 on: July 07, 2016, 02:03:14 PM »
What do Steam booster packs do?  Anyone know?
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Re: Now Playing (the Video Game Version)
« Reply #695 on: July 07, 2016, 04:07:56 PM »


Thoroughly clean your carpets??
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Re: Now Playing (the Video Game Version)
« Reply #696 on: July 07, 2016, 05:23:24 PM »
Still playing Overwatch. I've been using Hanzo a lot lately. For some reason the *tink* sound when you kill someone is so much more satisfying with him.
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Re: Now Playing (the Video Game Version)
« Reply #697 on: July 07, 2016, 09:50:08 PM »
I'm playing Terraria at the minute. I'm going to build a real big ice tower to live in.

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Re: Now Playing (the Video Game Version)
« Reply #698 on: July 07, 2016, 09:57:46 PM »
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Re: Now Playing (the Video Game Version)
« Reply #699 on: July 07, 2016, 10:52:37 PM »
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I've never heard of that game before. What is it about? It sounds like a minimalistic indie game or something.
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