Ok, I admit it, I have a crypto wallet and some Bitcoin.
But I don't own Bitcoin as an investment, that would be stupid. I use it for legitimate business so I can anonymously pay for a VPN service into Belarus that has port forwarding.
The thing is, since Trump is legalizing all crypto crime, my Bitcoin is going up and I just got some free money. So now I'm thinking, maybe I should get some real gravy. Bitcoin could get to $150,000. I could put some extra cash in my wallet and make some money like a crypto bro. Since the Donald is an easily predictable buffoon, I'm sure I could sell long before he pulls the rug on a national strategic crypto reserve.
It just feels scammy to create money without creating value. I need to get past myself (like Satoshi, Rushy and Bitboy) and just make that cash.