J-Man, you really need to stop reading the Bible like a science book, it contains much deeper, more important truths than that.
Where is your evidence for these thousands of balloons that just happen to behave exactly like satellites. How are TV satellites being faked by balloons in such a way that you have to precisely align your dish at them?
Mr. World you too can have eternal life and travel through God's heavenly very narrow gates. Understand that its not works that allows you passage but FAITH. Belief in the truth that God the Father sacrificed his only son Jesus on the cross for all our sins. The only way to the Father is through his Son Jesus. Pretty easy and once that is complete he sends himself down as the Holy Spirit to teach us, protect us and answer all these questions most have about everything. He explains it all. You see I got the creator in my pocket so to speak, he is with me always, when I explain to you something, it is truth from the creator. The Bible isn't a science book, it's the word of God.
Maybe you will have an awakening like I believe Mr. Sat man is having, more like OMG there is a GOD and we're trapped here. Smoke a Jay,,,,,,,, Money means zip only Faith !