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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Game of Thrones
« on: May 22, 2019, 02:29:00 PM »
so arya is now magellan all of a sudden wtf

She mentioned this idea last season I think. After the war was done, she had no place in the world, so she goes off to find a new one. Considering how much travelling she did in the series, its really not that strange.  It would be weirder to me if she just settled down and instantly put her life of revenge aside.

Two more realistic endings for her, starting a company murdering people or smoking pot and playing video games. She is a teenager.

I didn't hate this episode. It was just OK, a little predictable maybe.


So.

Sansa is queen of the north. The only capable monarch in Westeros.

They made Bran the king of the 6 kingdoms? WTF? He knows stories I guess. It qualifies him to be a mediocre librarian. When he ends the show by blowing off a council meeting to warg a dragon I just don't think his heart is in it.

Jon Snow they sent off to the Night's Watch again? Huh? There's no wall. There's no Night King and Wildlings just sort of hang anywhere now. What are they even there for? To fight ManBearPig?

The kingdoms are now being run by the Peter Principle Small Council. None of these people have the qualifications to run a kingdom. Brienne is tall and kills people. She knows nothing about a balanced budget. Braun's only qualification is that he didn't murder Tyrion 2 episodes ago. Sam isn't a maester. He robbed the place and then just dropped out. Ser Davos is barely literate.

The Unsullied go back to Essos.

Oh and there's like 100,000 Dothraki just hanging out without a strong leader in Westeros. They people who only know how to rape and pillage. No one in the show is going to address this point?

Goddamn learn how to spell the character's names pls


NEVER!

Reading is for sexual deviants.
You read my post. Interesting turn of events, innit?

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Suggestions & Concerns / Re: Appealing Bans
« on: May 22, 2019, 02:19:56 PM »
The smart thing to do is to appeal the warnings you are picking up along the way and get them rescinded, thereby leaving you not precariously sitting under the Sword of Damocles.
Thork is being uncharacteristically smart here. Heed his advice.
My preference is to just take the ban and then send a poisoned PM to the mod afterwards telling them that you will hurt their family. But I'll do me and you do you.
Nevermind.
I can immediately think of two off the top of my head: EJ
Thanks for that, by the way.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Game of Thrones
« on: May 20, 2019, 03:04:28 PM »
so arya is now magellan all of a sudden wtf

She mentioned this idea last season I think. After the war was done, she had no place in the world, so she goes off to find a new one. Considering how much travelling she did in the series, its really not that strange.  It would be weirder to me if she just settled down and instantly put her life of revenge aside.

Two more realistic endings for her, starting a company murdering people or smoking pot and playing video games. She is a teenager.

I didn't hate this episode. It was just OK, a little predictable maybe.


So.

Sansa is queen of the north. The only capable monarch in Westeros.

They made Bran the king of the 6 kingdoms? WTF? He knows stories I guess. It qualifies him to be a mediocre librarian. When he ends the show by blowing off a council meeting to warg a dragon I just don't think his heart is in it.

Jon Snow they sent off to the Night's Watch again? Huh? There's no wall. There's no Night King and Wildlings just sort of hang anywhere now. What are they even there for? To fight ManBearPig?

The kingdoms are now being run by the Peter Principle Small Council. None of these people have the qualifications to run a kingdom. Brienne is tall and kills people. She knows nothing about a balanced budget. Braun's only qualification is that he didn't murder Tyrion 2 episodes ago. Sam isn't a maester. He robbed the place and then just dropped out. Ser Davos is barely literate.

The Unsullied go back to Essos.

Oh and there's like 100,000 Dothraki just hanging out without a strong leader in Westeros. They people who only know how to rape and pillage. No one in the show is going to address this point?

Goddamn learn how to spell the character's names pls
Bronn ain't no Nazi scientist.

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Trump
« on: May 20, 2019, 02:20:30 PM »
I also don't see anything tough or badass about an obese, thin-skinned, high-maintenance fop who spends most of his time shitposting, so what do I know?
Leave Parsifal alone.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Game of Thrones
« on: May 20, 2019, 02:14:49 PM »
Eh, wasn't that much worse than the rest of the series.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Game of Thrones
« on: May 18, 2019, 11:12:29 AM »
Am I the only one who doesn't despise season 8?

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: FES Book Club
« on: May 17, 2019, 08:44:38 PM »

For Fantasy, I would recommend The Malazan Book of The Fallen by Steven Erikson, dense, complicated and a damn good read.
I'm reading that now, in fact. About halfway through Deadhouse Gates. Pretty good so far, but I wish that Erikson didn't introduce a new cast of characters for this one. Kindof sucks, considering I prefer the characters from book one.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Game of Thrones
« on: May 14, 2019, 06:00:39 PM »
The discussion is very important. Very important. Until after Sunday. Then it couldn’t matter less.
After Sunday this thread will become my personal shitpost repository, in that case.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Game of Thrones
« on: May 14, 2019, 04:32:15 PM »
Hey guys, Cleganebowl. I could be actually adding to the discussion right now, but I'm just going to repeat "Cleganebowl" instead.

Cleganebowl Cleganebowl Cleganebowl lmao Cleganebowl get it guys because they're both Cleganes I'm so funny and original just saying this over and over Cleganebowl Cleganebowl Cleganebowl
Why would I add to the discussion when I could annoy you instead? ???

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Game of Thrones
« on: May 13, 2019, 03:19:46 PM »
Cleganebowl. 'nuff said.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Game of Thrones
« on: May 13, 2019, 12:29:58 PM »
Fuck Varys.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Game of Thrones
« on: May 06, 2019, 02:46:06 PM »
Issues...


So as has been mentioned there's the total inability of Danaerys to appreciate that there's anti dragon weaponry.  Fly at night.  Fly out of range.  Send a scouting party ahead of time.  This is just basic stuff here.

The biggest problem is that.  Okay so it's time to kill Cersei.  Now would have been a great time for Aria to bring up, "oh yeah, I forgot to mentioned.  I'm an unstoppable assassin.  I was actually on my way to murder her before I got distracted."  These people have serious communication problems.

Also, I figured out what Bran was doing spaced out during the entire battle last episode.  He's basically a teenage that can peer through space and time.  So he's definitely spending the vast majority of his time watching famous people fuck.  It's about the only reason why someone with clairvoyance can be so tactically useless.



You can't even spell the names of the characters right. Begone, fake fan. >o<

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Game of Thrones
« on: May 06, 2019, 12:35:19 PM »
At this point I'm just looking forward to the Mountain/Hound fight. I don't think they can fuck up a good old fashioned sword fight.
CLEGANEBOWL

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Philosophy dichotomy test
« on: April 30, 2019, 09:43:37 PM »
I'm 91.7% Nihilist. Uh oh.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Episode IX
« on: April 23, 2019, 12:17:24 PM »
Rey needs to ditch the storm trooper and get with the wookie. He's tall, strong, there's plenty to hang on to and he's a hero. Unlike the boring trooper. He'd also make a cool noise when he empties his nuts.
Too late, Chewie is already married.
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Mallatobuck
She doesn't have to know.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Game of Thrones
« on: April 23, 2019, 12:16:45 PM »
Eh. S1E9 was better.

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Why would you want to see a saggy ball sack and a half limp dick being jerked off by some emaciated 50 year old asian that has leather for skin?
Why would you not?

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Hellboy
« on: April 13, 2019, 02:26:43 PM »
The Room bad or normal bad?

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Suggestions & Concerns / Re: On the Notion of Removing Attachments
« on: April 13, 2019, 01:56:20 AM »
I'm tempted to use alts to rig the poll. I'm not going to, but I'm still tempted.

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