I simply don't understand gravity believers. It's so simple.



God simply pushes things down with minor inconsistencies so that some will believe it's actually gravity. Those people do not have faith in God, and will go to hell. Those who do have faith such as myself go to Heaven, where they can live happily forever with those intelligent and faithful enough to realise the truth - that gravity is a hoax.

If I was a FEer, then this quote would make me believe in gravity and a round earth