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Title: Police: Patriots owner Robert Kraft solicited prostitute
Post by: totallackey on February 22, 2019, 06:47:15 PM
"The charge comes amid a widespread crackdown on sex trafficking in the area surrounding Palm Beach County."

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/police-patriots-owner-robert-kraft-solicited-prostitute/ar-BBTX73N?li=BBnba9I (https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/police-patriots-owner-robert-kraft-solicited-prostitute/ar-BBTX73N?li=BBnba9I)
Title: Re: Police: Patriots owner Robert Kraft solicited prostitute
Post by: Rama Set on February 22, 2019, 07:02:50 PM
In other news, politicians used their power for their own gain, and its cold in Canada.  Who cares if someone hired a hooker?
Title: Re: Police: Patriots owner Robert Kraft solicited prostitute
Post by: honk on February 22, 2019, 08:20:42 PM
They hate us cause they ain't us.
Title: Re: Police: Patriots owner Robert Kraft solicited prostitute
Post by: Baby Thork on February 23, 2019, 12:00:28 AM
In other news, politicians used their power for their own gain, and its cold in Canada.  Who cares if someone hired a hooker?
He'd have been better off with a wide receiver.
Title: Re: Police: Patriots owner Robert Kraft solicited prostitute
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on February 23, 2019, 05:42:33 PM
In other news, politicians used their power for their own gain, and its cold in Canada.  Who cares if someone hired a hooker?
To be fair, this was less hiring a hooker and more a $60 rub and tug by a likely victim of human trafficking.

I mean, the fact that a billionaire would cheap out so much on his handjobs is a good enough story on it's own.
Title: Re: Police: Patriots owner Robert Kraft solicited prostitute
Post by: Rushy on February 23, 2019, 06:08:28 PM
Prostitution should be legal.
Title: Re: Police: Patriots owner Robert Kraft solicited prostitute
Post by: Baby Thork on February 23, 2019, 07:22:36 PM
Prostitution should be legal.
It is ... we call it marriage. And its very expensive.
Title: Re: Police: Patriots owner Robert Kraft solicited prostitute
Post by: junker on February 23, 2019, 07:34:01 PM
Prostitution should be legal.
It is ... we call it marriage. And its very expensive.

You haven't been married before, have you? It's like the opposite of what you get from prostitution.
Title: Re: Police: Patriots owner Robert Kraft solicited prostitute
Post by: Chicken Fried Clucker on February 24, 2019, 10:05:41 PM
I mean, the fact that a billionaire would cheap out so much on his handjobs is a good enough story on it's own.

This ^

You haven't been married before, have you? It's like the opposite of what you get from prostitution.

Also this^
Title: Re: Police: Patriots owner Robert Kraft solicited prostitute
Post by: WellRoundedIndividual on March 06, 2019, 07:02:39 PM
It is the similar argument made for legalization of marijuana.  What (besides the Christian viewpoint of selling your body) is really the issue with prostitution?

If it was legalized, it could be regulated with healthcare and all that other stuff that other countries do for their sex workers. It would eliminate or at least reduce the trafficking of humans, reduce crime, reduce the prison population, reduce illicit drug use (considering that those who are trafficked are heavy drug users in order to push away the pain of having to do such things under force).

Anywho...or he could have bot a sex robot
Title: Re: Police: Patriots owner Robert Kraft solicited prostitute
Post by: RubiDoor on March 06, 2019, 10:13:33 PM
"The charge comes amid a widespread crackdown on sex trafficking in the area surrounding Palm Beach County."

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/police-patriots-owner-robert-kraft-solicited-prostitute/ar-BBTX73N?li=BBnba9I (https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/police-patriots-owner-robert-kraft-solicited-prostitute/ar-BBTX73N?li=BBnba9I)

No lie this is the best thing I've heard in a while other than the fact that the Earth is flat.
Title: Re: Police: Patriots owner Robert Kraft solicited prostitute
Post by: Roundy on March 07, 2019, 09:25:37 PM
Stop the press,  rich old people use hookers, omg.
Title: Re: Police: Patriots owner Robert Kraft solicited prostitute
Post by: TheRealDave on March 09, 2019, 01:19:18 PM
Not that there is really a good time to get caught for solicitation, BUT the timing on this is certainly not ideal for Robert Kraft. He had just recently been named for the Genesis Prize, and I don't think they have presented it yet.

It was remarkably stupid. His car got pulled over after leaving the place the first time, he got ID'd by the cops, and he still went back the very next day?!! On a day when he also needed to be in KC for a game that was kind of a big deal??

WTF Bob? You could have just gotten one of them high-class escorts.
Title: Re: Police: Patriots owner Robert Kraft solicited prostitute
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on April 17, 2019, 07:52:13 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/TMZ/status/1118562652026884097

Let's see the tape!
Title: Re: Police: Patriots owner Robert Kraft solicited prostitute
Post by: WellRoundedIndividual on April 18, 2019, 11:20:38 AM
Why would you want to see a saggy ball sack and a half limp dick being jerked off by some emaciated 50 year old asian that has leather for skin?
Title: Re: Police: Patriots owner Robert Kraft solicited prostitute
Post by: Cain on April 18, 2019, 01:53:11 PM
Why would you want to see a saggy ball sack and a half limp dick being jerked off by some emaciated 50 year old asian that has leather for skin?
Why would you not?
Title: Re: Police: Patriots owner Robert Kraft solicited prostitute
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on April 18, 2019, 02:00:02 PM
Why would you want to see a saggy ball sack and a half limp dick being jerked off by some emaciated 50 year old asian that has leather for skin?
Welcome to the United Snakes
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Grand imperial guard where the dollar is sacred and power is God


If you're a billionaire, you're basically detached from your actions. You can sexually assault people, murder people, ruin lives, destroy families. At worse, you may have to cut a check to sweep it under the rug, but it's pretty obvious the rich typically don't face the same consequences as everyone else.

Robert Kraft having a tape of him publicly being jerked off is the closest thing to justice a billionaire has ever seen.
Title: Re: Police: Patriots owner Robert Kraft solicited prostitute
Post by: Rama Set on April 18, 2019, 02:27:38 PM
If anything it’s worse being a billionaire in this case because some regular schmoe wouldn’t have made the news.
Title: Re: Police: Patriots owner Robert Kraft solicited prostitute
Post by: WellRoundedIndividual on April 18, 2019, 02:51:54 PM
I have nothing against releasing the video. I am just wondering why someone would actually want to watch it outside of a courtroom for evidentiary purposes.
Title: Re: Police: Patriots owner Robert Kraft solicited prostitute
Post by: junker on April 18, 2019, 02:59:55 PM
I have nothing against releasing the video. I am just wondering why someone would actually want to watch it outside of a courtroom for evidentiary purposes.

We need confirmation of the lizard tail lurking beneath.