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Title: What do I see in the sky if they are not satellites?
Post by: billyandbronus on October 03, 2017, 02:12:55 PM

Hi guys.  I don't know anything about this whole flat earth theory or if it is connected with the 'there are no satellites in space' theory...so maybe I am asking the wrong people - BUT, maybe someone has thought on this.  If those are not satellites in the sky, what is it that I see at night (which we call sputniks), travelling across the sky?

Title: Re: What do I see in the sky if they are not satellites?
Post by: juner on October 03, 2017, 02:58:58 PM

Quote from: Trevor on October 03, 2017, 02:35:37 PM

Quote from: billyandbronus on October 03, 2017, 02:12:55 PM

Hi guys.  I don't know anything about this whole flat earth theory or if it is connected with the 'there are no satellites in space' theory...so maybe I am asking the wrong people - BUT, maybe someone has thought on this.  If those are not satellites in the sky, what is it that I see at night (which we call sputniks), traveling across the sky?

They are aliens flying around in their pasta bowls. Aliens are known for their wonderful spaghetti. but as we all know, aliens don't have any sort of mixer or blender. Their forks can't even mix the precious sauce with the pasta. They often will fly around the flat sky, gaining enough speed to mix the pasta, so that their families can all eat dinner. Aliens will never come back, however, cause once they are seen once they don't want to risk getting caught. That is why you won't see them in the same spot twice on back-to-back nights. I hope this helped.

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Title: Re: What do I see in the sky if they are not satellites?
Post by: Hmmm on October 03, 2017, 03:43:02 PM

billyandbronus, those might be spherical, cubic flying technological orbs(robots).

Quote from: Trevor

They are aliens flying around in their pasta bowls.

Just as the Trevor hid the actual answer.

I think, these moving lights in the sky are closely related to my re-translation of a sun hypothesis.
https://forum.tfes.org/index.php?topic=6625.0
https://forum.tfes.org/index.php?topic=6953.msg127726#msg127726

Title: Re: What do I see in the sky if they are not satellites?
Post by: GiantTurtle on October 16, 2017, 10:25:16 AM

If the lights were a natural phenomenon then wouldn't ancient civilisations have charted or otherwise recorded them as they did with all other lights in the sky?