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Title: Which Philosopher closely matches your beliefs?
Post by: Rushy on May 22, 2016, 01:41:36 AM
http://www.selectsmart.com/philosophy/

This is a little ten minute test that gives simple (but somewhat narrow) multiple choice questions in order to determine the ballpark of your current philosophical beliefs.

My top three are:

1. Jean-Paul Sartre
2. John Stuart Mill
3. Thomas Hobbes

It also gives a brief overview of a given philosopher's ideas, Sartre's are:
Quote
1. When we choose something, we affirm the value of our choice because we have chosen it above other choices
2. When we choose something for ourselves, we should choose it for all people.
3. We must be consistent in our interpretations of moral situations regardless of whom the agent is.
4. Logic cannot help us in specific situations
5. Making conscious moral choices is more significant than consistently following moral guidelines
6. The conflict between the interests of two people is in the end, irresolvable

Also, yes, I am aware that Sartre is a dirty commie. Many philosophers are easily blinded by generic idealism.
Title: Re: Which Philosopher closely matches your beliefs?
Post by: Shane on May 22, 2016, 04:36:08 AM
Machiavelli
Title: Re: Which Philosopher closely matches your beliefs?
Post by: xasop on May 22, 2016, 06:23:38 AM
I also got Sartre. My top 3:

1. Jean-Paul Sartre (100%)
2. Benedictus Spinoza (67%)
3. Immanuel Kant (66%)

Machiavelli

That is apparently not even a possibility in that quiz, so I have no idea how you ended up with him.
Title: Re: Which Philosopher closely matches your beliefs?
Post by: Crudblud on May 22, 2016, 10:04:51 AM
Does everyone get 100% Sartre? Is this some kind of in-joke?

1. Jean-Paul Sartre (100%)
2. John Stuart Mill (88%)
3. Immanuel Kant (77%)

>mfw my #5 is ayn rand just because i said we have free will
Title: Re: Which Philosopher closely matches your beliefs?
Post by: Lord Dave on May 22, 2016, 11:29:25 AM
My top 3

1. Stoics (100%)
2. Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (73%)
3. Jean-Paul Sartre (73%)

Title: Re: Which Philosopher closely matches your beliefs?
Post by: George on May 22, 2016, 11:42:55 AM
I first got Ayn Rand, and after retaking the test in a state of disbelief, I got Thomas Aquinas.  This is stupid.
Title: Re: Which Philosopher closely matches your beliefs?
Post by: Blanko on May 22, 2016, 12:11:41 PM
1. Thomas Aquinas (100%)
2. John Stuart Mill (99%)
3. Jeremy Bentham (97%)

Not too surprising considering I'm a hardcore utilitarian, although the test is way too limiting if I can match 100% with a priest when I don't even indicate a belief in God in any of the questions.

My actual favourite philosopher is Hobbes, but he ended up pretty far down the list because there were no questions about human nature and the social contract, which are in my mind the two key components in determining the cause and origin of moral behaviour in humans. So can't say this was a very accurate test overall, oh well.

Also, I got Rousseau at 0%. Lol. At least that's accurate.
Title: Re: Which Philosopher closely matches your beliefs?
Post by: xasop on May 22, 2016, 01:06:58 PM
>mfw my #5 is ayn rand just because i said we have free will

That's what you deserve for thinking we have free will.
Title: Re: Which Philosopher closely matches your beliefs?
Post by: Snupes on May 22, 2016, 01:08:12 PM
1. Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (100%)
2. Jean-Paul Sartre (97%)
3. David Hume (91%)

wow0
Title: Re: Which Philosopher closely matches your beliefs?
Post by: Rushy on May 22, 2016, 02:37:41 PM
Not too surprising considering I'm a hardcore utilitarian, although the test is way too limiting if I can match 100% with a priest when I don't even indicate a belief in God in any of the questions.

On the sidebar it notes the totals aren't based on how many questions you matched. The 100% mark just means that's the person that most of your answers matched, not that all of your answers matched that person.
Title: Re: Which Philosopher closely matches your beliefs?
Post by: sandokhan on May 22, 2016, 02:42:28 PM
Sartre is an exponent of existentialism: reality is absurd, irrational passion is the only means of knowledge.

Mill uses the ethics of utilitarianism; thus he tried to defend an individualist system by accepting the fundamental moral ideas of its opponents.

The ethical and epistemological disasters infused by Kant in the Western culture can be fully understood by reading the classic work The Ominous Parallels.


1. Omraam Aivanhov
2. S.N. Lazarev
3. Rajneesh


http://with-omraam.com/teaching/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ste3mxxkVrg

http://www.oshorajneesh.com/download/osho-books/Tantra/Vigyan_Bhairav_Tantra_Volume_1.pdf


Title: Re: Which Philosopher closely matches your beliefs?
Post by: Shane on May 22, 2016, 06:09:30 PM
I also got Sartre. My top 3:

1. Jean-Paul Sartre (100%)
2. Benedictus Spinoza (67%)
3. Immanuel Kant (66%)

Machiavelli

That is apparently not even a possibility in that quiz, so I have no idea how you ended up with him.

I don't need a quiz to know my beliefs
Title: Re: Which Philosopher closely matches your beliefs?
Post by: Lord Dave on May 22, 2016, 06:11:47 PM
I adjusted the slider of importance.  Did anyone else?
Title: Re: Which Philosopher closely matches your beliefs?
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet on May 22, 2016, 08:26:56 PM

1.John Stuart Mill (Good old English liberal/Hedonist)
2.Jeremy Bentham (Fat guy, dodgy hair, also a bit of a hedonist)
3. Sartre (Whiney french navel gazer)
Title: Re: Which Philosopher closely matches your beliefs?
Post by: The Terror on May 22, 2016, 09:24:45 PM
1. John Stuart Mill
2. The Epicurists
3. Immanuel Kant

I guess it's all about the reason and pleasure and self improvement and shit
Title: Re: Which Philosopher closely matches your beliefs?
Post by: Pete Svarrior on May 22, 2016, 10:05:44 PM

SexWarrior Shrugged.
Title: Re: Which Philosopher closely matches your beliefs?
Post by: Rushy on May 22, 2016, 11:50:30 PM
If anyone gets Ayn Rand as their #1 they should commit sudoku.
Title: Re: Which Philosopher closely matches your beliefs?
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on May 23, 2016, 05:08:22 AM
Philosophy is useless. A bunch of people engaging in mental masturbation with no end goal.
Title: Re: Which Philosopher closely matches your beliefs?
Post by: Pongo on May 23, 2016, 12:14:57 PM
Jeremy Bentham (100%)
Nel Noddings (91%)   
John Stuart Mill (63%)
Title: Re: Which Philosopher closely matches your beliefs?
Post by: rooster on May 23, 2016, 12:54:47 PM
I'm pretty close to Rushy.

1. John Stuart Mill (100%)
2. Jean-Paul Sartre (84%)
3. Thomas Hobbes (82%)
Title: Re: Which Philosopher closely matches your beliefs?
Post by: Luke 22:35-38 on May 23, 2016, 09:31:55 PM
I'm more in line with st. Augustine.
Title: Re: Which Philosopher closely matches your beliefs?
Post by: Dionysios on May 27, 2016, 04:48:20 AM
I'm not interested in existentialism, but I'm closer to Sartre than anyone else so far mentioned in this thread because of his politics. I've actually got a book of his essays against neo-colonialism.
Title: Re: Which Philosopher closely matches your beliefs?
Post by: İntikam on May 28, 2016, 12:26:00 PM
I like it.  :)

Your Complete Results:
   1.   William of Ockham (100%)            
   2.   St. Augustine (76%)            
   3.   John Stuart Mill (75%)            
   4.   Immanuel Kant (72%)            
   5.   Thomas Aquinas (64%)            
   6.   Ayn Rand (61%)            
   7.   Prescriptivism (61%)            
   8.   Jeremy Bentham (57%)            
   9.   Jean-Paul Sartre (48%)            
   10.   Plato (48%)            
   11.   Benedictus Spinoza (45%)            
   12.   Epicureans (42%)            
   13.   Nel Noddings (41%)            
   14.   Aristotle (37%)            
   15.   Stoics (26%)            
   16.   Cynics (25%)            
   17.   David Hume (24%)            
   18.   William James (22%)         
   19.   Thomas Hobbes (18%)            
   20.   Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (18%)            
   21.   Jean-Jacques Rousseau (0%)

Notice: Actually i'm more near Benedictus Spinoza than others but the test shows closely matches with his belief just %45.  ;D
Title: Re: Which Philosopher closely matches your beliefs?
Post by: Fortuna on June 02, 2016, 05:48:32 PM
1. Immanuel Kant
2. Thomas Aquinas
3. John Stuart Mill

Title: Re: Which Philosopher closely matches your beliefs?
Post by: Ghost Spaghetti on June 06, 2016, 03:45:42 PM
Bentham, then Hobbes