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Title: Time to batten down the hatches.
Post by: Action80 on November 09, 2024, 05:44:03 AM
And make sure you have plenty of ammo...

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/43-escaped-research-monkeys-still-loose-south-carolina-caretaker-faile-rcna179278 (https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/43-escaped-research-monkeys-still-loose-south-carolina-caretaker-faile-rcna179278)
Title: Re: Time to batten down the hatches.
Post by: Rushy on November 09, 2024, 02:35:11 PM
It's the election dead man switch. The Democrats are unhappy their genocider-in-chief did not win the election, so they released 43 murder monkeys to give everyone GMO rabies. Their desire to reduce the human population drastically cannot be understated.
Title: Re: Time to batten down the hatches.
Post by: Action80 on November 09, 2024, 03:03:33 PM
Evidently genocider is as fluid as gender, uh?
Title: Re: Time to batten down the hatches.
Post by: honk on November 09, 2024, 04:29:14 PM
Quote from: Rushy on November 09, 2024, 02:35:11 PM
It's the election dead man switch. The Democrats are unhappy their genocider-in-chief did not win the election, so they released 43 murder monkeys to give everyone GMO rabies. Their desire to reduce the human population drastically cannot be understated.

You were warned not to vote for Trump. Actions have consequences.
Title: Re: Time to batten down the hatches.
Post by: Fortuna on November 09, 2024, 09:32:37 PM
Quote from: Action80 on November 09, 2024, 05:44:03 AM
And make sure you have plenty of ammo...

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/43-escaped-research-monkeys-still-loose-south-carolina-caretaker-faile-rcna179278 (https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/43-escaped-research-monkeys-still-loose-south-carolina-caretaker-faile-rcna179278)

It sounds like you need TRT more than ammo if you're not able to fight off an attacking monkey without using a gun. With all the money you'll be saving on eggs and gas maybe you can buy some.
Title: Re: Time to batten down the hatches.
Post by: Dr Van Nostrand on November 10, 2024, 12:36:22 AM
Fuck those monkeys...
https://www.boringcompany.com/not-a-flamethrower (https://www.boringcompany.com/not-a-flamethrower)