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Title: ⚡Is my browser faster than your browser?
Post by: Dr David Thork on September 22, 2024, 07:22:07 PM
Time for a dick measuring contest. Please present your e-peens.

Test Your Device (https://browserbench.org/Speedometer3.0/)


(https://i.ibb.co/h13vqLw/speedbrowser.png)

CPU: Qualcomm Snapdragon X1E-78-100
RAM: 16GB integrated
GPU: Adreno
Title: Re: ⚡Is my browser faster than your browser?
Post by: Roundy on September 22, 2024, 07:43:44 PM
Wow, Doctor, that's the fastest browser I've ever seen, I just don't know if I can handle equipment like that. :faint:
Title: Re: ⚡Is my browser faster than your browser?
Post by: Rushy on September 22, 2024, 07:58:30 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/IYUkYlZ.png)
Title: Re: ⚡Is my browser faster than your browser?
Post by: Action80 on September 23, 2024, 03:15:55 PM
It seems the link contains some malware.
Title: Re: ⚡Is my browser faster than your browser?
Post by: Crudblud on September 23, 2024, 03:24:05 PM
22.3 what
Title: Re: ⚡Is my browser faster than your browser?
Post by: Dr David Thork on September 23, 2024, 06:28:48 PM
22.3 what
Internets. 22.3 internets. I'm quite sure that's what it is as I am measuring my internet hopping speeds. How fast I can hop from one part of the internet to another.

It seems the link contains some malware.
It's your brain that has the malware.

Looks like I am still winning. Rushy likely photoshopped his number or took one from someone else. I am disqualifying him based on past deceptions. He is a notorious swindler, I am sure we all agree.
Title: Re: ⚡Is my browser faster than your browser?
Post by: Lord Dave on September 23, 2024, 06:30:36 PM
It seems the link contains some malware.
What makes you say that?
Title: Re: ⚡Is my browser faster than your browser?
Post by: Rushy on September 23, 2024, 08:02:02 PM
Looks like I am still winning. Rushy likely photoshopped his number or took one from someone else. I am disqualifying him based on past deceptions. He is a notorious swindler, I am sure we all agree.

My browser is fast thanks to all the heat pipes I installed on it.
Title: Re: ⚡Is my browser faster than your browser?
Post by: Action80 on September 24, 2024, 12:25:04 PM
It seems the link contains some malware.
What makes you say that?
I had to think of something negative to post because we all know how terrible the originator of the OP is.
Title: Re: ⚡Is my browser faster than your browser?
Post by: Dr Van Nostrand on November 08, 2024, 01:03:45 PM
It seems the link contains some malware.
What makes you say that?
I had to think of something negative to post because we all know how terrible the originator of the OP is.


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Hybrid Analysis Report
 no specific threat
AV Detection: Marked as clean
https://browserbench.org/Speedometer3.0/
https://www.hybrid-analysis.com/sample/464273d0399a9242d38f3c9e38a7dc690572038b706f8dd5c49852665710446f/672e05d268b9b7ad680afc6e (https://www.hybrid-analysis.com/sample/464273d0399a9242d38f3c9e38a7dc690572038b706f8dd5c49852665710446f/672e05d268b9b7ad680afc6e)
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The court has found Dr David Thork innocent of the charges stemming from the Computer Misuse Act.