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Other Discussion Boards => Philosophy, Religion & Society => Topic started by: Thork on July 25, 2014, 05:55:41 PM

Title: Gecko Sex Satellite
Post by: Thork on July 25, 2014, 05:55:41 PM
Yeah, its a real thing and its out of control.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-28490744

So this thing is hurtling around with loved up animals in it.

Quote from: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-28490744
Foton-M4 satellite, with several experiments on board, has stopped responding to ground control.
I imagine the geckos are too busy to respond.

Quote from: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-28490744
The five geckos are in space for a study of the effect of weightlessness on their sex lives and development.
Wait a minute. 5? What kind of a sicko puts 5 up there? One of the geckos is going to be left out. >o< I hope it is that gecko that has started breaking things.

Quote from: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-28490744
The two-month experiment involving the geckos included video-cameras
Those Russians are perverts. >:(



Title: Re: Gecko Sex Satellite
Post by: Ghost of V on July 25, 2014, 05:57:23 PM
Hoax. There is no solid evidence that satellites exist. I'm surprised you fell for this nonsense, Thork.
Title: Re: Gecko Sex Satellite
Post by: fappenhosen on July 25, 2014, 06:46:51 PM
Clearly valuable research.
Title: Re: Gecko Sex Satellite
Post by: Thork on July 25, 2014, 06:54:51 PM
I suspect all that sex is supposed to distract from the true shape of the earth.
Title: Re: Gecko Sex Satellite
Post by: spoon on July 25, 2014, 10:32:18 PM
Great thread.
Title: Re: Gecko Sex Satellite
Post by: Snupes on July 26, 2014, 12:06:03 AM
Quote from: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-28490744
The five geckos are in space for a study of the effect of weightlessness on their sex lives and development.
Wait a minute. 5? What kind of a sicko puts 5 up there? One of the geckos is going to be left out. >o< I hope it is that gecko that has started breaking things.

Why would one be left out?
Title: Re: Gecko Sex Satellite
Post by: Shmeggley on July 26, 2014, 12:13:08 AM
Quote from: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-28490744
The five geckos are in space for a study of the effect of weightlessness on their sex lives and development.
Wait a minute. 5? What kind of a sicko puts 5 up there? One of the geckos is going to be left out. >o< I hope it is that gecko that has started breaking things.

Why would one be left out?

Because all geckos are monogamous, heterosexual, God-fearing creatures.