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Title: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: Thork on May 31, 2014, 07:19:32 AM
A thread for weirdos in your local news. (I imagine a strong showing from 'Murica)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-27643702
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: Pete Svarrior on May 31, 2014, 07:56:07 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27584237

*snicker*
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: Thork on May 31, 2014, 07:59:48 AM
Get out of my thread with your politically correct snickering.

*snigger*
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: Pete Svarrior on May 31, 2014, 08:04:27 AM
m8, there's no need to call your own views incorrect. They're not that bad.
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: Thork on June 01, 2014, 11:12:28 AM
And so to another weirdo from the UK.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7095134.stm
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: Blanko on June 01, 2014, 11:23:12 AM
And so to another weirdo from the UK.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7095134.stm

The weirdest thing about this is that he was actually sentenced. Is simulating sex with inanimate objects illegal in Britain, or what?
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: Thork on June 01, 2014, 11:38:50 AM
I know. He was in a private room. This country is becoming very unreasonable in the last decade. 
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: Rama Set on June 01, 2014, 11:58:29 AM
I know. He was in a private room. This country is becoming very unreasonable in the last decade. 

A hostel room is not exactly private, but that is a ridiculous sentence. Sounds like the UK needs mass immigration to solidify their gene pool once more.
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: fappenhosen on June 01, 2014, 09:27:40 PM
If he wants to fuck his bike in his room then why shouldn't he? *confused*

Also it happened before I was born. He is dead now.
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: Rama Set on June 01, 2014, 10:33:10 PM
It wasn't "his" room, but yeah, leave the guy alone.
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: Yaakov ben Avraham on June 02, 2014, 02:35:11 AM
& in the land of fruits & nuts, 2 homeless persons were fucking on the subway tracks in NYC. They were hit by an oncoming train, & both survived. They tried to sue the City for failing to place warning signs around the tracks, politely advising people that engaging in sexual intercourse on subway tracks might be an inadvisable course of action. Needless to say, their suit didn't progress far.
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: juner on June 02, 2014, 03:48:33 AM
Total weirdo of the week:


So my new job means I now spend all my time working with business woman.

I went out for dinner with her tonight. It was just polite and worky. On a Saturday night! I mean she drove maybe 25 miles to have dinner with me. And it didn't go anywhere.
She's so pretty and smart as hell and I'm worried if I have to work with her every day, I'm going to fall in love with her. And I really don't want that as its never going to be returned.
It makes me not want my new job. And I'm sick of it, so I sent a text after we parted, because I'm not brave enough to tell her to her face, cos I can deal with a text. I don't need to hide my disappointment. But if I look into her eyes and she says she isn't interested, its going to be unpleasant at best and pretty painful at worst.
So I sent her a whattsapp text and explained how I feel. And I know cos its whattsapp that she read it 2 hours ago. And she hasn't replied.
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: The Terror on June 02, 2014, 09:35:09 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/02/brazilian-man-has-10-operations-so-he-can-look-asian-4747511/

Although is it weird to want your appearance to match how you feel inside?
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: fappenhosen on June 02, 2014, 09:51:17 PM
Expect more Brazil related news over the next few weeks.
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: beardo on June 02, 2014, 10:13:13 PM
What a queer.
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: Thork on June 02, 2014, 10:39:43 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/02/brazilian-man-has-10-operations-so-he-can-look-asian-4747511/

Although is it weird to want your appearance to match how you feel inside?
That's an annoying article. Why no picture of the guy. I'm guessing the operations aren't a great success. I want to see what happened to his face.
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: rooster on June 03, 2014, 02:12:16 AM
There are pictures... One picture looks alright, but he looks like a burn victim in the rest.
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: fappenhosen on June 03, 2014, 07:30:32 PM
He looks like this:

(http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/3/33224/675073-jason9897569.jpg)

But with asiany eyes
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: EnigmaZV on June 03, 2014, 09:17:22 PM
It wasn't "his" room, but yeah, leave the guy alone.

So does everyone who's ever been caught having sex in a hostel room get a similar sentence?
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: Rama Set on June 03, 2014, 09:54:20 PM
It wasn't "his" room, but yeah, leave the guy alone.

So does everyone who's ever been caught having sex in a hostel room get a similar sentence?

Yes.
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: Vongeo on June 04, 2014, 02:56:59 AM
It just because the bicycle didn't consent.
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: The Terror on June 22, 2014, 11:03:00 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/22/student-gets-stuck-inside-giant-stone-vagina-4771752/

Students, eh?
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: Thork on June 23, 2014, 03:10:42 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/22/student-gets-stuck-inside-giant-stone-vagina-4771752/

Students, eh?
I'm not an expert on vaginas, but that isn't a very good sculpture. Its just a stone with a crack in it. It doesn't look very much like a vagina at all.
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: The Terror on June 23, 2014, 04:44:05 PM
It is a depiction of a Peruvian vagina.
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: rooster on June 23, 2014, 05:28:17 PM
Meh, that last picture showing the top of the opening vaguely resembles one.
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: fappenhosen on June 23, 2014, 08:02:23 PM
clitoris
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: Thork on June 23, 2014, 09:08:48 PM
It is a depiction of a Peruvian vagina.
I'm going to discriminate heavily against dating Peruvian women in the future.
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: Pete Svarrior on June 23, 2014, 10:20:06 PM
I'm going to discriminate heavily against dating Peruvian women in the future.
Weirdo of the week.
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: fappenhosen on June 24, 2014, 08:56:23 PM
It is a depiction of a Peruvian vagina.
I'm going to discriminate heavily against dating Peruvian women in the future.

Really?
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: Thork on June 26, 2014, 07:51:27 PM
And this weeks winner comes from the US

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AyyKJ18y0g

This seems like a pretty dumb way to make money.
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: fappenhosen on June 28, 2014, 12:53:25 PM
This seems like a pretty dumb way to make money.

Do you mean the TV show or the father?
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: Thork on June 29, 2014, 11:08:21 AM
This seems like a pretty dumb way to make money.

Do you mean the TV show or the father?
The father. This is a very obvious Madeline McCann type business opportunity, to create a charity to fund your 'search' for your missing kid, which is actually holed up in your basement.
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: fappenhosen on June 29, 2014, 09:50:30 PM
This seems like a pretty dumb way to make money.

Do you mean the TV show or the father?
The father. This is a very obvious Madeline McCann type business opportunity, to create a charity to fund your 'search' for your missing kid, which is actually holed up in your basement.

Lets see.
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: The Terror on June 30, 2014, 11:35:28 AM
http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/30/dirty-protest-man-poos-on-barclays-bank-floor-4781348/
Title: Re: Weirdo of the Week
Post by: Thork on July 30, 2014, 12:21:41 AM
Bestiality vet Oliver Lown struck off

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-28524348