Though I greatly admire the scientific theories we've developed here, I still believe there are some serious faults with our current cosmological model. I do not feel that stars or other celestial events are explored in any meaningful way, and many of our hypothesis are not consistent with Scripture. I have therefore devised a new cosmological model, the Celestial Ocean Theory, or COT. I have posted this before, but with all the new media attention we have received, I feel that an updated version is in order.
EXPLANATION:
The COT is unique as it presents a Celestial Ocean as the basis for our astronomical research. There exists a vast, spherical ocean which encapsulates the Flat Earth. This ocean is contained by the Firmament, a transparent wall which is supported by the Antarctic Ice Walls.
This Celestial Ocean is where the water of the Great Flood originated. The Floodgates of Heaven are parts of the Firmament which are weak, and prone to collapse. During the Great Flood, many of these floodgates opened. Sheol, the Hebrew Underworld referred to in the Old Testament, is below the Earth and the source of the Earth's internal heat. The Earth is supported by the biblical Pillars of the Earth, which stop it from collapsing into Sheol.
So how does this explain the stars? Simple: Sonoluminescence.
Sonoluminescence is the creation of light from sound waves in a liquid, caused by the rapid implosion of bubbles. This can be seen and demonstrated in a laboratory, and looks like this:
Looks familiar, yes? Stars are simply sonoluminescent spheres floating in the Celestial Ocean, which rotates to create the illusion of the Earth moving at night. They are created by soundwaves, which are in turn created by tectonic resonance originating in Sheol.
Now, I'd like to go more into the nature of the Firmament according to COT. You see, the stars are not embedded in the Firmament; the Firmament is simply a hard, glass-like material. This material is extremely strong, but brittle, and sometimes there are leaks in the Firmament. This can be proven by the existence of Serein (
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serein_(meteorology), rain from cloudless skies. As of yet, the globeheads have no explanation for this phenomenon. I propose that tectonic resonance can cause the Firmament to weaken and shatter in places, causing rain without clouds.
How do I know this? Because pieces of the Firmament can be found on Earth in the form of Desert Glass. (
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libyan_desert_glass). This is a glass-like material sometimes found in the world's deserts, and the globeheads have no explanation for it either. It is quite clear to me what it is: Pieces of the Firmament. Because the Celestial Ocean swirls around (Making the stars move), it is logical for the Firmament to be the weakest where the Ocean moves the fastest, but also far from the Antarctic Ice Walls. As a result, pieces of the Firmament is usually only found in the tropics.
I will be happy to debate and take feedback, though I'm fairly certain I've gotten most of it right. If any of you have any other ideas, feel free to post.