If the earth is flat, then how do satellites work, flat earth weirdos?
Most of the communications attributed to satellites can also be accomplished via towers on the surface. Many flat earth models also allow for "stratellites" and even satellites, suspended in a circular orbit above earth in the aetheric whirlpool.
I personally believe that satellites exist, and do circle above the earth, but not at the claimed altitudes.
FlawlessLogic here. I would like to point out that you claim to have an "aetheric whirlpool." Could someone please explain to me what that is and what the evidence is for it?
Tausami is more of an authority on aether than I, but essentially...
Aether is rushing upward past the earth, pushed by the UA just as the earth is. Aether behaves similarly to a fluid as it does this, so as it rushes past earth from underneath, there is an aetherless void created above the earth. The aether, high above earth, crashes together to fill this void, and in doing so creates a swirling whirlpool above the earth.
In this whirlpool, orbit is theoretically possible. This model also postulate that the sun and moon float in this whirlpool.
I have done a little work on this model, but I'm not married to one interpretation over another.