Haikus suck
Poor TheTruthIsOnHere.
Down his cheek rolls a sad tear.
Since you don't like Haiku,
Will this limerick do?
To spread some pre-holiday cheer?
Wow, much much better. We should all agree that poems should rhyme. Japanese culture is cool and all, but seeing a Westerner trying to celebrate it from thousands of miles away is so obnoxious. Kinda like when an Asian Immigrant smiles and waves a flag saying USA NUMBER 1!!!