The Flat Earth Society
Other Discussion Boards => Philosophy, Religion & Society => Topic started by: J-Man on November 26, 2020, 08:27:34 PM
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Ok I'm not bragging because I missed 3-4 I probably shouldn't have but I did score 31/40, which placed me in the "You must have read the Bible cover to cover" I have.
It's fun you freaks, don't lie you DEMS.
https://www.quizscape.com/general-knowledge/quiz-christian-bible/
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36/40, and the quiz is shamefully basic. Any person of European heritage with a a little bit of general trivia will probably score higher than me.
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39. Tbh, if you grew up through a church you should be getting pretty much all of those.
I did get the one wrong about the first plague, other than that it was pretty trivial.
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33/40
I have never read the Bible lmao.
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I got a 38/40, I’ve read the Bible a couple of times in my life. I don’t understand how you only got a 31.
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35/40
This thread might be the greatest self-own in tfes history and he has Tom and Thork to compete with.
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32 and I dont know shit about fuck.
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You scored 33 out of 40 Retry
INCREDIBLE
You must have read the Bible cover to cover.
And I'm a total heathen. And not at all versed in chapter & verse. J-Man, how did you do so poorly?
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The Holy Spirit works well to bring recognition to the Creator. On this Turkey day we look at Psalm (P silent Mr. Biden) 118:14-21 at Jesus last supper.
14 The Lord is my strength and my defense[d];
he has become my salvation.
15 Shouts of joy and victory
resound in the tents of the righteous:
“The Lord’s right hand has done mighty things!
16 The Lord’s right hand is lifted high;
the Lord’s right hand has done mighty things!”
17 I will not die but live,
and will proclaim what the Lord has done.
18 The Lord has chastened me severely,
but he has not given me over to death.
19 Open for me the gates of the righteous;
I will enter and give thanks to the Lord.
20 This is the gate of the Lord
through which the righteous may enter.
21 I will give you thanks, for you answered me;
you have become my salvation.
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Can we get back to discussing how little you know about the Bible?
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Can we get back to discussing how little you know about the Bible?
Jesus sees the ear nips laying on the ground and just grins.
Shake and Bake
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Some people read 'the good book' ... I read the best book
(https://i.imgur.com/LttL3Ld.jpg)
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35/40. I wasn't even raised Christian, or in any kind of religious household for that matter. This is a ridiculously easy quiz.
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33/40
Never read the bible either, not a religious bone in my body. Admittedly guessed a few, but the odd pop song and story I might have heard, along with some common sense is enough to get you through. Not sure it qualifies me to educate people on the bible though! lol
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32/40.... Says, I must have read the Bible cover to cover. Imagine the score I would have gotten if I wasn't totally baked.
BTW: Everybody understands this is a clickbait exploitation of Christians right? We're clicking along answering absolutely insulting questions while banners flash and we click. Some pagan marketing worm is collecting pennies. It's no different than Top Ten Bikini Fails.
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It's no different than Top Ten Bikini Fails.
Where is the problem?
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Ok I'm not bragging because I missed 3-4 I probably shouldn't have but I did score 31/40, which placed me in the "You must have read the Bible cover to cover" I have.
It's fun you freaks, don't lie you DEMS.
https://www.quizscape.com/general-knowledge/quiz-christian-bible/
Might as well be talking about the Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter, who cares if someone knows a lot about fiction? Ask any English lit graduate.
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Ok I'm not bragging because I missed 3-4 I probably shouldn't have but I did score 31/40, which placed me in the "You must have read the Bible cover to cover" I have.
It's fun you freaks, don't lie you DEMS.
https://www.quizscape.com/general-knowledge/quiz-christian-bible/
Might as well be talking about the Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter, who cares if someone knows a lot about fiction? Ask any English lit graduate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl_NpdAy3WY
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BTW: Everybody understands this is a clickbait exploitation of Christians right? We're clicking along answering absolutely insulting questions while banners flash and we click. Some pagan marketing worm is collecting pennies. It's no different than Top Ten Bikini Fails.
That's ok, if it means we get to make fun of J-Man, they can have their shekels.
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(https://i.ibb.co/dp7qvYL/godstuff.png)
I haven't read the bible cover to cover.
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33. But I’m a moron.
Well, that and the Bible is fiction just like UA, EA and the rest of flat earth theory.
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Ok I'm not bragging because I missed 3-4 I probably shouldn't have but I did score 31/40, which placed me in the "You must have read the Bible cover to cover" I have.
It's fun you freaks, don't lie you DEMS.
https://www.quizscape.com/general-knowledge/quiz-christian-bible/
36 of 40, now let's do Harry Potter, an almost as silly set of books
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37/40
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33. But I’m a moron.
Well, that and the Bible is fiction just like UA, EA and the rest of flat earth theory.
The Bible is not fiction.
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33. But I’m a moron.
Well, that and the Bible is fiction just like UA, EA and the rest of flat earth theory.
The Bible is not fiction.
Of course not. Neither is Star Wars!
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33. But I’m a moron.
Well, that and the Bible is fiction just like UA, EA and the rest of flat earth theory.
The Bible is not fiction.
Post proof
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33. But I’m a moron.
Well, that and the Bible is fiction just like UA, EA and the rest of flat earth theory.
The Bible is not fiction.
Not all of it. Just the god parts.
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33. But I’m a moron.
Well, that and the Bible is fiction just like UA, EA and the rest of flat earth theory.
The Bible is not fiction.
Not all of it. Just the god parts.
And a good amount of the "history" too.