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Title: Ban Knives in Canada
Post by: juner on April 16, 2014, 09:46:27 PM: http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2014/04/15/stabbing_at_calgary_house_party_leaves_5_dead.html

Canadians clearly cannot be trusted with them. Canada always ensured us that this wasn't possible because there was no way someone with a knife could cause this much damage. Only whackjobs from the USA with their guns could possibly do this.
Title: Re: Ban Knives in Canada
Post by: Ghost of V on April 16, 2014, 09:52:17 PM: We'll need to start a petition to get this going. I vote that we not only ban knives, but anything that a human being could hold that could possibly be used as a weapon.
Title: Re: Ban Knives in Canada
Post by: EnigmaZV on April 16, 2014, 10:07:26 PM: 5 people is the worst mass murder in Calgary, one of Canada's most populous cities.
Title: Re: Ban Knives in Canada
Post by: Thork on April 16, 2014, 10:24:52 PM: The South Korean's just killed 300 children with a boat. I think they should ban boats. Much more dangerous than knives or guns.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-27056653
Title: Re: Ban Knives in Canada
Post by: juner on April 16, 2014, 10:27:33 PM: 300 children is the worst mass murder of children in South Korea. One of Korea's most southern countries.
Title: Re: Ban Knives in Canada
Post by: Vindictus on April 16, 2014, 10:41:18 PM: Looks like there was something personal going on there. I hate that people come in with this stock standard "oh they were the best kids" shit, clearly something had happened to the guy that caused him to target specific people.
Title: Re: Ban Knives in Canada
Post by: juner on April 16, 2014, 11:00:28 PM: Quote from: Vindictus on April 16, 2014, 10:41:18 PM
Looks like there was something personal going on there. I hate that people come in with this stock standard "oh they were the best kids" shit, clearly something had happened to the guy that caused him to target specific people.

But they were the best kids and literally never did anything wrong ever.
Title: Re: Ban Knives in Canada
Post by: Rama Set on April 16, 2014, 11:01:42 PM: Quote from: junker on April 16, 2014, 09:46:27 PM
http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2014/04/15/stabbing_at_calgary_house_party_leaves_5_dead.html

Canadians clearly cannot be trusted with them. Canada always ensured us that this wasn't possible because there was no way someone with a knife could cause this much damage. Only whackjobs from the USA with their guns could possibly do this.

Correct.
Title: Re: Ban Knives in Canada
Post by: fappenhosen on April 16, 2014, 11:13:51 PM: He probably played Grand Theft Auto.
Title: Re: Ban Knives in Canada
Post by: juner on April 16, 2014, 11:21:20 PM: Quote from: fappenhosen on April 16, 2014, 11:13:51 PM
He probably played Grand Theft Auto.

Yes, the original one. It is Canada, after all.
Title: Re: Ban Knives in Canada
Post by: fappenhosen on April 16, 2014, 11:27:29 PM: It should be banned.
Title: Re: Ban Knives in Canada
Post by: juner on April 16, 2014, 11:46:08 PM: (http://media.gamespy.com/columns/image/article/112/1121508/who-the-hell-is-jack-thompson-20100916053553241.jpg)