<Saddam> beerdo: Is Azura getting raped really that hot?
<beerdo> lol
<Crudblud> Only if you're Kirkbride
<beerdo> But why is Azura a Dunmer?
<beerdo> Why would she take that form?
<Crudblud> To symbolise Vivec's rape of the Dunmer people by forcing them to roll dice every time they swing a sword
<Saddam> More importantly, why would she babble like a retard after being summoned?
<Crudblud> Because internet joke comic
<Saddam> No, that was in the story
<Crudblud> Because internet joke story
<Saddam> I notice that Kirkbride was roleplaying as both Vivec and Azura
<Saddam> That's a conflict of interest right there
<Crudblud> He is raping himself as a Dunmer
<Saddam> You always have to be careful when you roleplay multiple characters to avoid stuff like this
<Saddam> Anyway, like I said, the r/teslore community seems fine with the whole thing and defensive whenever lore noobs show up to ask them what the fuck they just read
<Crudblud> Also "Azura is come" isn't retard babble, it's just that kind of outmoded speech people like to use in fantasy writing because they are stupid
<Saddam> But seriously though, if you look at the link I posted, Kirkbride roleplays Azura as...I'm not even sure what he was doing
<beerdo> Maybe he was high
<Saddam> WHAT NO DEVIL PLEASE NO NO NO
<Saddam> GIFTS? WRAITHRING SHADOW MONSTER CROWN STAR GOOD QUESTION
<Blanko> Imagine how Morrowind would have turned out if there was no one holding Kirkbride back
<Crudblud> Vivec rapes the retard Nerevarine with his penis spear
<Crudblud> The end
<Parsifal> I need to get back to Morrowind one of these days
<Parsifal> The Mages' Guild needs me
<Crudblud> Was Kirkbride just around for Morrowind?
<Parsifal> I had to go collect 2000 gold from a guild member, and I got to keep half if I succeeded
<Parsifal> So I bribed them 200 gold, which earned me enough influence to collect 2000 gold in dues
<Parsifal> Morrowind's character system is best
<Saddam> Kirkbride was one of the main writers of Redguard
<Saddam> And of course, he had a limited role in Morrowind
<Saddam> Aside from that, he's just done some very minor work on Oblivion and Skyrim, writing a few books and such
<Crudblud> I wonder if Oblivion and Skyrim would have been more interesting if he'd had greater influence
<Saddam> Probably a bit too interesting
<beerdo> Vivec would have been in both
<Saddam> He would have shown up at the last minute and killed Alduin
<beerdo> by faceraping him with his penis spear
<beerdo> Same with Oblivion. Lol, fuck Martin, here's Vive raping Dagon with his penis spear
<Saddam> He has already demonstrated in the past that his milk finger can stifle Thu'um, so yes
<beerdo> Vivec, even