Ask a Jew anything.

Particle Person · « **Reply #1520 on:** November 10, 2014, 12:12:36 AM »

How do you feel about the fact that modern Israel was first led by an atheist?

Yonah ben Amittai · « **Reply #1521 on:** November 10, 2014, 03:09:05 AM »

Actually, I don't care much at all. Israel was founded by a combination of secular socialists and religious Zionists. When the Declaration of Independence was written, they included the phrase "Rock of Israel" in it, which to the Zionists meant God, and to the socialists meant God knows what. In order to get the State founded, a lot of compromises had to be made. Shit happens. The Zionists gave up a lot, but so did the Socialists. It worked out in the end.

Rushy · « **Reply #1522 on:** November 10, 2014, 05:03:19 PM »

Heard a top quality Jew joke today and I thought I'd share.

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You know why Jewish men get circumcised?

Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off.

Pete Svarrior · « **Reply #1523 on:** November 10, 2014, 05:11:26 PM »

Quote from: Irushwithscvs on November 10, 2014, 05:03:19 PM

Heard a top quality Jew joke today and I thought I'd share.

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You know why Jewish men get circumcised?

Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off.

But then why do virtually all American men get circumcised too? Do they all want to tap some Jews?

Particle Person · « **Reply #1524 on:** November 10, 2014, 05:12:54 PM »

Surely the real joke is that anybody's penis would be 1/5 foreskin.

Pete Svarrior · « **Reply #1525 on:** November 10, 2014, 05:16:12 PM »

Quote from: Particle Person on November 10, 2014, 05:12:54 PM

Surely the real joke is that anybody's penis would be 1/5 foreskin.

Yes.

Particle Person · « **Reply #1526 on:** November 10, 2014, 05:18:11 PM »

In that case: ha ha ha.

Blanko · « **Reply #1527 on:** November 10, 2014, 05:18:53 PM »

Quote from: pizaaplanet on November 10, 2014, 05:11:26 PM

Quote from: Irushwithscvs on November 10, 2014, 05:03:19 PM
Heard a top quality Jew joke today and I thought I'd share.

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You know why Jewish men get circumcised?

Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off.
But then why do virtually all American men get circumcised too? Do they all want to tap some Jews?

America is controlled by Jews, c'mon.

Yonah ben Amittai · « **Reply #1528 on:** November 10, 2014, 05:42:58 PM »

Quote from: Blanko on November 10, 2014, 05:18:53 PM

Quote from: pizaaplanet on November 10, 2014, 05:11:26 PM
Quote from: Irushwithscvs on November 10, 2014, 05:03:19 PM
Heard a top quality Jew joke today and I thought I'd share.

Quote
You know why Jewish men get circumcised?

Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off.
But then why do virtually all American men get circumcised too? Do they all want to tap some Jews?

America is controlled by Jews, c'mon.

ROTFLMFAO

Yonah ben Amittai · « **Reply #1529 on:** November 14, 2014, 12:27:53 AM »

Is anybody alive?

Crudblud · « **Reply #1530 on:** November 14, 2014, 01:41:40 AM »

Do you like classical music?

Yonah ben Amittai · « **Reply #1531 on:** November 14, 2014, 06:10:28 AM »

Yes, I do.

Shane · « **Reply #1532 on:** November 14, 2014, 07:15:38 AM »

Crudblud · « **Reply #1533 on:** November 14, 2014, 08:05:42 AM »

Quote from: Yonah ben Amittai on November 14, 2014, 06:10:28 AM

Yes, I do.

Then we have something in common. Do you have any favourite composers/pieces/periods?

Yonah ben Amittai · « **Reply #1534 on:** November 14, 2014, 05:23:52 PM »

are you I'm fond of classical music but I tend to prefer the 16 hundreds. I am particularly fond of Henry Purcell. my particular favorite piece is King Arthur the semi-opera.

Yonah ben Amittai · « **Reply #1535 on:** November 14, 2014, 05:27:50 PM »

please pardon the unusual text. I am using voice recognition to speak these words into the communication. the system is not perfect. it is therefore stream of consciousness. if you speak unclearly it doesn't always get it. I apologize. I am starting to figure it out better. please do be patient with me and it will get more clear. thank you.

Rama Set · « **Reply #1536 on:** November 14, 2014, 05:56:54 PM »

So we can count on even more terrible quote parsing.

Rushy · « **Reply #1537 on:** November 14, 2014, 06:05:25 PM »

Why can Jews not operate a forum?

Yonah ben Amittai · « **Reply #1538 on:** November 14, 2014, 06:06:45 PM »

Oh, God no. I won't try to quote people when I am using my phone in that fashion! If I have to quote and I'm on my phone, I'll type it out the long and tedious way. And obviously, if I am on my computer, as I am now, then I shall type. But for simpler messages, the voice communication thing works pretty well, when you get the hang of it. Its just that you can't speak too quickly. Its rather funny to see what it does with words when you speak at a rapid pace!

Yonah ben Amittai · « **Reply #1539 on:** November 14, 2014, 06:11:53 PM »

no I can imagine that attempting to quote would be totally disastrous. as it is I have to put in the periods manually. but it is quicker than typing especially on a phone's keyboard. I hope the system gets better. it would be nice to be able to write research papers in this manner. I am using the method now. at present I'm having no difficulty with it. of course punctuation and capitalization are not perfect. I could correct it manually but it would take too long. so the periods at the end of each sentence are clear enough. it is faster even than typing on a computer. but no you can't quote directly from a person.

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