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« Reply #1540 on: November 14, 2014, 06:18:37 PM »
You can generally say "period" and it'll place one for you.
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« Reply #1541 on: November 14, 2014, 07:46:42 PM »
now that I did not know. that is very helpful to know however. Thank you for that information. Wow! can you do it with other punctuation points? yes, it seems you can! ok, this could get very interesting! Thank you very much, you have been very helpful. do have a most excellent day.

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« Reply #1542 on: November 14, 2014, 10:58:37 PM »
are you I'm fond of classical music but I tend to prefer the 16 hundreds. I am particularly fond of Henry Purcell. my particular favorite piece is King Arthur the semi-opera.
I like some Purcell (esp. Trio Sonatas), I'm not familiar with King Arthur, however. Any recordings you'd care to recommend?

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« Reply #1543 on: November 15, 2014, 02:42:01 AM »
Russian classical is best classical.
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« Reply #1544 on: November 15, 2014, 04:25:34 AM »


Crudblood, one is particularly good, the Deller Consort and Choir, The Kings Musick, Alfred Deller directing. Its put out by Harmonia Mundi. GREAT STUFF! ABSOLUTELY GET THIS ONE! You will be totally carried away by it!

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« Reply #1545 on: November 16, 2014, 12:17:59 AM »
Do all Jews threaten lawsuits when things don't go their way?

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« Reply #1546 on: November 16, 2014, 12:26:17 AM »
How much money do you expect to make off this totally legitimate lawsuit that you seem to be filing?

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« Reply #1547 on: November 16, 2014, 12:36:07 AM »


Crudblood, one is particularly good, the Deller Consort and Choir, The Kings Musick, Alfred Deller directing. Its put out by Harmonia Mundi. GREAT STUFF! ABSOLUTELY GET THIS ONE! You will be totally carried away by it!

Thanks, I'll check that one out.

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« Reply #1548 on: November 16, 2014, 03:31:48 AM »
Do all Jews threaten lawsuits when things don't go their way?
Why else would there be so many Jewish lawyers?
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« Reply #1549 on: November 16, 2014, 06:46:14 AM »
Do all Jews threaten lawsuits when things don't go their way?
Why else would there be so many Jewish lawyers?

Because there's a lot of money in law.

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« Reply #1550 on: November 29, 2014, 10:21:30 AM »
Well, now we're back, and Thork, who should have been banned with me, one wonders what he's doing.  ADL-B'nai Brith is still analysing the situation. No decision has been made either way yet.

CRUDBLOOD, Thomas Arne, The Masque of Alfred is really awesome also. I just heard it for the first time. I have it on CD now. So how is everybody here?

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« Reply #1551 on: November 29, 2014, 02:55:16 PM »
Well, now we're back, and Thork, who should have been banned with me, one wonders what he's doing.  ADL-B'nai Brith is still analysing the situation. No decision has been made either way yet.

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I'm sure your Jew lawyers are secretly passing around your e-mail just to have a good laugh. "Look at this Jew, he isn't even a banking executive! Ahahaahha!"

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« Reply #1552 on: November 29, 2014, 03:17:13 PM »


Well, now we're back, and Thork, who should have been banned with me, one wonders what he's doing.  ADL-B'nai Brith is still analysing the situation. No decision has been made either way yet.

What is there to analyze, there's nothing they can do
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« Reply #1553 on: November 29, 2014, 03:38:32 PM »
Anne Frankly I did Nazi this coming.

I'm sure your Jew lawyers are secretly passing around your e-mail just to have a good laugh. "Look at this Jew, he isn't even a banking executive! Ahahaahha!"
Right, okay, he got banned, and now he's making dumb threats. That's no reason to keep taunting him. Please keep these sort of remarks to AR/CN.
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« Reply #1554 on: December 08, 2014, 02:56:27 PM »
Well, I am back just in time to see the PM of Israel proposing to strengthen the Nationality Law of Israel. Israel has always been a Jewish and democratic State. However, to the present, it has always had nationality rights for its non-Jewish residents. Now, a proposed law would strip away nationality rights from all persons except Jews, although everyone would still retain individual civil rights.

What does this mean in practice? On an individual level, nothing. Each individual person would still be guaranteed the right to practice his or her beliefs or lack thereof and to reside in Israel as a citizen of it.

On a collective level, it means a lot. The status of the Holy Places would possibly change. Currently Temple Mount is administered by Muslims. Under a State that is officially Jewish, the Jewish Government might assume responsibility for it, which would be, well, messy. While guaranteeing rights for all persons to visit the place, irrespective of faith, if it became the responsibility of the Jewish State, this could be seen as an act of war by the Muslim world.

Aside from that, which I'll forgo for now, because I wouldn't be surprised if the State doesn't find a way around that, but I'll get back to it, there is more. A declaration that Israel is officially Jewish makes Jewish Law the inspiration for the nation's laws. It makes Judaism the official religion, and being Jewish the only nationality. If you belong to any other group, your nationality isn't recognised. You are on an individual level, but your ethnic group is not.

IN THEORY, this could go so far as to dismantle all Muslim and Christian religious Courts that currently hear family cases. In theory, although not likely in reality, it could render Muslim and Christian marriages invalid, and all other life acts undoable. Again, none of this is likely. The law is likely to have built-in safeguards to prohibit this.

In practice, what it will do will be to enshrine Hebrew as the official language. Currently Arabic also is official. What status it would have if this law passed is unclear. Decisions would be made about the National Symbols, the Flag, and the Anthem that would officialise what already exists.

What it will ALSO do is verify that Jewish Law is the inspiration for Israel's laws throughout Israel's borders. What it will NOT do is say what those borders are. I don't think one has to be a genius to figure out where that is going.

Regarding Temple Mount, who will run it? Presently, a Muslim Trust does. Would that change? Theoretically, yes. The Government would. But that changing would likewise bring about WWIII, or something almost equally disastrous. So...

The status of the Druze would be especially affected. They are a small Arab community that exists only in Israel (now). They have always been obedient to the Israeli State, submitting to the draft by choice, serving with distinction, and otherwise being a part of Israeli life. They would lose their nationality status if this law passes unamended.

Personally, I am in favour of the law, amended to recognise Druze nationality. If every single nation in the Middle East can use Sharia as the inspiration for a nation's laws, than surely Israel can do the same with Jewish law. and if people don't like it, they can pack their shit and leave. As far as the Holy Places, personally, I think the Government should take them, and remove the mosques currently desecrating Temple Mount rock by rock, and offer to reassemble them in Saudi Arabia in Medina, or Mecca. If this is refused, they should simply be demolished.

HOWEVER, and this is my big key word, I have to wonder at WHY this law is being proposed right now. It seems a particularly convenient time for Netanyahu to pop up with it now. It just seems like he is trying do it at a moment which could plunge the Middle East into even more chaos than it is already in.

On the other hand, if not now, when? You can procrastinate til the cows come home, and then what? So, there are arguments on both sides.
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« Reply #1555 on: December 08, 2014, 03:17:55 PM »
Why do you not live in Israel?

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« Reply #1556 on: December 08, 2014, 04:07:24 PM »
How heavy is your jew gold bag?
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« Reply #1557 on: December 08, 2014, 04:25:12 PM »
QUOTE: "Why do you not live in Israel?" END QUOTE.

That is kind of a stupid question, and presupposes that the person asking the question completely misunderstands the very nature of what it means to be a Jew. Israel EXISTS for one reason, and one reason only, ultimately. I mean, there are many theological and practical and ethical and national and political and yada yada yada reasons why it exists, but ultimately, it exists to protect Jews from anti-Semitism. America exists to protect Americans, even if said American lives in Australia. As long as he is a citizen of the United States, he is afforded the protection of his government.

The only difference between Israel and any other State is that with Israel, every Jew is automatically considered a citizen of the State. I am afforded the protection of two nations by definition. One, I am afforded American protection by virtue of my birth and provenance. Two, I am afforded Israeli protection, should I choose to exercise it by going there, by virtue of my ethnoreligious status. To a limited degree, if I am mistreated in a country, I can theoretically request help from Israel without being there, although in practice this would be very limited help indeed, unless said help were with outright emigration TO Israel itself.

To a limited degree, this is mirrored by both Chinas, each government (in Beijing and in Taipei) having Ministries for Overseas Chinese Affairs. In theory, these Ministries are designed to protect the rights of any Chinese anywhere, although they are most effective in Asia. Obviously, a Chinese only uses one of them. It depends on the nation which he recognises, be it the People's Republic of China or the Republic of China.

The whole reason this Nationality Law has come up is BECAUSE the average Gentile has failed to comprehend that Jews ARE a nationality. For some stupid reason, we have been misdefined as a race (which is absurd, as Jews span the racial spectrum, from lightest white to darkest black and everything in between), strictly as a religion (which is also asinine, since the Religion of Judaism is simply the prevailing Religion of the Jewish People), or something other than what we truly are, which is a growing civilisation. Jews are a civilisation, of which Judaism is the strongest aspect. Any civililsation has a religion, its own folkways, its own languages, its own art, foods, etc.

Being Jewish is to be part of a civilisation, just as being Irish is. And just as being Irish is a nationality, so is being Jewish. The fact that most Irish are Catholic, and many other nationalities are Catholic, whereas Judaism is practiced only by the Jewish nationality, is an incident of history that is interesting, but not relevant to us being a nationality.

So, there you are. The fact is that there are 15 million Jews in the world, and 5 and a half million of them live in Israel. An equal number of them live in New York. The rest live in the United States, Russia, and various other parts of the world. Unless Israel gets A LOT bigger, it would be hard to fit 15 million people in it, even if they claimed Greater Israel, which they should, in my opinion (all of Israel, the West Bank, the Gaza Strip, Jerusalem, and the Golan Heights). With 5 and a half million JEWS living in Israel proper (meaning within the borders of 1967), and 8 and a half million PEOPLE total, you can see that a sizable population of Israel is not even Jewish. About 85% is Jewish, the remainder being Arab, mostly Muslim, with some Christian and some Druze.

This does not begin to discuss the population of the West Bank and the Gaza Strip, although I think it does include all of Jerusalem and the Golan Heights. But the West Bank and the Gaza Strip are about 98% Arab Muslim. Now, where do you intend to put 15 million Jews, UNLESS you are prepared to deport every single Arab from Greater Israel with the exception of the Druze and possibly the Christians? Even after you do that, it might be a little hard to put EVERY single one of us there, although it might be possible. I would be willing to do that, but how many people would? Would the so-called "International Community" agree to remove all the Arab Muslims? That is the common sense answer. But most of the UN has its head in its collective ass, let's face it.

So, until you can get the UN to remove its head from its collective ass, I suggest you come up with a better solution, or cease to be critical.



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« Reply #1558 on: December 08, 2014, 05:34:16 PM »
You didn't answer my question.

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« Reply #1559 on: December 08, 2014, 07:03:23 PM »
You didn't answer my question.

The question didn't deserve an answer.