After discussing with the other mods and Parsifal on IRC, it seems everyone is in agreement that a permaban isn't out of order. But, since I convinced everyone to agree with me, I am not entirely comfortable at the end of the day. Yes, I know, that makes no sense.
QED has potential to be an excellent member of the community if he is willing. If he is not willing, so be it, he can move on. But, in an unexpected turn of events, I am going to go ahead and lift the ban and give this just one last try. It isn't every day we get PhD physicists on these boards, so why not give it one more shot.
If you read this, QED, then I want you to know that I think you are terrible. But also I think you can stop doing that. If you want to, then you are welcome to hang around. If not, then I will just be re-affirming my initial position on permanently banning you. The folks here aren't your enemies. Try not to get upset that people have different ideas than you, even though you have studied for years and years.
P.S. - You should probably stop telling people how much smarter you are than them. Best of luck.