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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Superhero Movies & Comics General
« on: April 06, 2018, 04:10:06 AM »
Why would he choose the work of a gay erotic photographer to represent Bruce banging random women to deal with his shit?

I doubt if there's anything more to it beyond Snyder's apparent belief that framed pictures add a sense of artistry to a scene. He's been throwing out a lot of these odd explanations for little details in BvS lately. Evidently he knows that his stint in the DCEU is over and he's trying to spell out as much of his vision as he can. This article mentions a few of them:

https://www.cbr.com/zack-snyder-explaining-batman-v-superman/

The one about the Anti-Life Equation took me by surprise. I had honestly thought that the Knightmare was simply referring to Injustice, with some Darkseid thrown in for franchise-building. That wouldn't have made the scene any less pointless, but at least it would be a simpler and clearer explanation than "and also Darkseid is secretly controlling him."

That would explain the way he looks at Superman when he tries to run him over.


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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Superhero Movies & Comics General
« on: April 05, 2018, 02:25:16 PM »


Lolwut? Is the idea of a wealthy, troubled anti-hero banging random ladies really something that needs this kind of "symbolic" representation? Especially when the scene it's in already conveys the idea pretty clearly?



For fuck's sake, Zack, that's why you decided to have it be a spear, not Batman! This really is the worst combination of pretension and stupidity.

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Trump
« on: April 05, 2018, 06:09:22 AM »
Woah I never knew the FES had so many posters with degrees in advanced macroeconomics

You could shut down any debate on this site with a pointless ad hominem like this.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Now Playing (the Video Game Version)
« on: March 30, 2018, 03:23:37 AM »
Pinstripe

I don't believe that slapping a clunky, sappy Heart-Wrenching Personal Story™ onto a mediocre puzzle-platformer makes it any better of a game. Most reviewers apparently disagree. The nicest thing I can say about this is that the artstyle is pretty unique.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: First Look at Ben Affleck's Batman
« on: March 25, 2018, 04:32:11 AM »
The Injustice games have done a much better job of depicting savage brutality while working within the constraints of a T rating.

Like this:



If you didn't know anything about MK, you'd probably just assume that Sub-Zero was lifting his opponent into the air. But that horrible squelching sound leaves no doubt as to what he's really doing.

It's honestly one of my biggest gripes with the game

Another was the portrayal of Batman in the main story. He's just so bland here, and doesn't feel at all like the same (and much more interesting) character from the first game. The positioning of him as the de facto protagonist of the game whose playable chapters bookended the story was an especially dull and predictable choice, one that I suspect was informed more by worries of fan expectations than genuine artistic desires. We have to make Batman the main character who ends up saving the day or the game won't sell!

And then there's Wonder Woman, whom NetherRealm just seems to hate. They worked extra hard to make her as unlikable as possible, depicting her as an opportunistic Lady Macbeth with none of the tragic motivations or redeeming qualities that all the other Regime members had. Even Black Adam, the evil, power-hungry tyrant, is portrayed more sympathetically than her.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Superhero Movies & Comics General
« on: March 22, 2018, 04:12:54 AM »
There is the multiverse, yes, but the dialogue during battles makes it clear that these fights are still clearly set in the Injustice universe, even if they're not necessarily canon to the storyline of the series. I suppose the MK universe might have interacted with a completely different DC universe, and Sub-Zero and Raiden simply assumed that the DC characters were the same ones they met back then,*   but that's kind of boring, isn't it?

*Possibly backing this up is the fact that the DC characters don't give much indication that they know or remember the MK characters, but we have to bear in mind that a voice actor strike meant that almost all of the core characters' dialogue during their battles with the DLC characters was simply recycled from the core game. It's honestly one of my biggest gripes with the game, because the banter between the core characters had been so great.

...

https://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/man-of-steel-movie10/Skipped/MOS-Excerpt.pdf

This is a behind-the-scenes booklet for MoS, where the most interesting part for me was the introduction that Snyder wrote, and especially the first paragraph:

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The single point at which everything we know and everything we question exists in one place; the ultimate crossroads in the journey of discovering the true meaning of ‘self;’ the collision point of science and religion, tangible and ethereal, physical and philosophical; the place where a question that may never truly have an answer can be embodied in a singular character – in many ways, that is the why of Superman.

That's one way to make a bad movie - treat your main character as an idea rather than a person. The rest of the introduction continues in this vein, repeatedly likening Superman to a god, talking about how he'd impact the world, how he'd challenge our perceptions, blah blah blah. What's Superman like as a character, Zack? His personality? His worldview? His motivations?

https://io9.gizmodo.com/justice-league-is-officially-the-lowest-grossing-dc-uni-1823902130

lol

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: A Generic Fantasy of My Own
« on: March 21, 2018, 04:30:27 PM »
Interesting. Couple of questions for you: Do you know if the plan was for this to be a "full-sized" game, presumably with a sixty-dollar price tag? And did you write any other in-game books besides the ones you've already listed at the end of these articles?

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Superhero Movies & Comics General
« on: March 16, 2018, 12:27:05 PM »
But Injustice 2 takes place entirely within the alternate universe.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: First Look at Ben Affleck's Batman
« on: March 16, 2018, 04:14:46 AM »
Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe

A mediocre game with lame, toothless finishers. The Injustice games have done a much better job of depicting savage brutality while working within the constraints of a T rating. And on a related note, dialogue from Sub-Zero and Raiden in Injustice 2 references Dark Kahn and meeting the DC heroes before, suggesting that MK vs DC is canon to the Injustice series. But that can't be true, because the Lex Luthor of that game was his classic scheming self, while the Injustice Luthor was a good man and Superman's best friend. Weird, but it was probably just meant as a fun little reference, nothing more.

http://deadline.com/2018/03/ava-duvernay-new-gods-movie-warner-bros-dc-jack-kirby-1202338680/

This will not happen. She'll drop the project because of "creative differences" or something like that in a few months.

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Vale Professor Stephen Hawking.
« on: March 15, 2018, 01:30:41 PM »
Wow, I don't know which of you guys is the edgiest!

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Now Playing (the Video Game Version)
« on: March 15, 2018, 02:43:07 AM »
I strongly disagree with regard to game mechanics. The game was Kickstarter'd as a spiritual successor to Baldur's Gate, and the people who actually threw money at it to let it happen wanted things that way. Tyranny didn't "fix" anything, it simply wasn't trying to target a very specific (and, I appreciate, peculiar) niche.

Besides, if you're not treating your party as a cohesive unit, you'd really struggle with any of the more challenging battles. If you *really* hate issuing commands, set up your party AI, allow them to use per-rest abilities, and enjoy burning a village's worth of camping supplies. Alternatively, hit that "Story Mode" button and auto-attack away - if you hate the game mechanically but love the story and characters, why would you not just make use of that?

I don't hate the game mechanics; I just feel that the level of micromanagement expected of you is a little crazy, as was the decision to not give you options to even somewhat mitigate the burden. You're essentially controlling six player characters at once. Even for a niche game inspired by the CRPGs of the late 90s/early 2000s, that's a lot to be laying on the player. It's great that you like it, and I'm sure plenty of other people did too, but a couple of options to tone it down just a bit wouldn't have been unwarranted.

I largely agree with you and Crudblud on L.A. Noire. One thing that I felt really hurt its story was the out-of-nowhere protagonist switch for the final act. It's not like Phelps had died or was no longer involved in the story. You just had to...play as somebody else from then on.

HITMAN

I've bothered Rushy enough about this on IRC; time to write a review. This game is great. It's broken down into six "episodes," with each one being set in a different area where you go in, kill your targets, and get out. These levels are the best part of the game. They're all visually distinctive, physically large, and complex enough to provide fun for several playthroughs. I especially love how there are always some places within them that have nothing, or almost nothing to do with the main objective. They're not useless, as you can find crazy weapons and goofy disguises in them, but you'd never visit them if you were just trying to kill your targets in the most direct way possible. The second level, set in the town of Sapienza, Italy, is the best example of this. Your targets are in a villa in the center of town, but there's also a nearby restaurant, the city hall, a beach full of tourists, a church, and a labyrinth of tunnels running under it all.

As great as these levels are, and as many different opportunities they provide for you to infiltrate your targets' inner circles and kill them in creative ways, there are only six of them. That's not enough for a full-sized game. I think I'd have been satisfied with two more. The game tries to provide a bit more content by giving you bonus missions set in slightly-altered versions of the existing levels, and they're fun, but the problem with trying to reuse the levels like that is that they were obviously designed with the main target's housing and protection first and foremost in mind. Infiltrating Sapienza's church simply can't compare with infiltrating its villa, just like infiltrating Marrakesh's shisha cafe is nothing next to infiltrating its embassy. Two other issues that I had were the main story, which was really dumb and added nothing to the game, and the fact that all the extras are voiced by a small handful of American and British voice actors.

I also have to mention that I love the enormous variety of skills and vocations that Agent 47 can demonstrate his proficiency in over the course of the game. This dude is an expert mechanic, sushi chef, model, masseur, yogi, rock musician, music producer, and therapist - and that's not even getting into the number of exotic weapons he can competently wield. It's so ridiculous that it quickly becomes hilarious, and I'm eagerly awaiting what insights the next "season" of this game will give us into 47's skillset. Will he sing an opera? Deliver a lecture on quantum physics? Rushy suggested he be at the UN and give a moving speech on world peace. My hope is that we see him impersonate a famous dancer and tear up the dance floor with his sweet moves.

Kingdom Come: Deliverance

This game is racist because it has no black people. 0/10

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Superhero Movies & Comics General
« on: March 10, 2018, 04:15:58 AM »
https://www.thewrap.com/todd-phillips-joker-batman-80s-comedian-scorsese-king-of-comedy-scorcese/



It's infuriating that out of the dozen or so capeshit movies WB seems to be planning, this is the one that they're so eagerly and quickly pushing forward. On the one hand, it's not really fair to expect them to be cowed by the overwhelmingly negative response online. There's a long history of Batman movies defying fan complaints and making unorthodox decisions (mostly regarding casting) work. But this is such a bad, bad idea, and clearly doesn't have a hint of genuine artistic inspiration behind it. And a year or so from now, when this movie has completely flopped, WB will be shrugging and asking who could have possibly seen this coming.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Superhero Movies & Comics General
« on: March 05, 2018, 03:15:25 PM »
I'm calling it now - they'll shoot a gritty, grounded movie that downplays the capeshit elements heavily, and then at the last minute WB will decide to go in the opposite direction and reshoot half the movie to add a bunch of Batman cameos and lines of dialogue referencing capeshit. Bonus points if we can see the actors gain weight and the backgrounds turn into shitty green screens mid-scene.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Superhero Movies & Comics General
« on: February 28, 2018, 01:55:22 AM »
Just scenes of them standing around and occasionally quipping

Hilarious quips!

"That's not the saying, that's the opposite of what the saying is."

"They, uh... they have a rhythm that I haven't quite been able to - like brunch! What is brunch? You wait in line for an hour for, essentially, lunch. I mean... I don't know."

"I'm a snack hole!"

"Jesus, he is tall."

"Something's definitely bleeding."

"I don't...not...[like Superman]"

There is no character in the world less suited to Whedon's distinctive style of dialogue than Batman. I actually think that Whedon already has a tendency to indulge in this too much, and that it really only makes sense for preppy teenagers to talk that way, but having it be Batman makes it all feel so much worse.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: A Generic Fantasy of My Own
« on: February 27, 2018, 08:26:07 PM »
My Little Hobbit II: My First Fantasy Starter Kit

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Stories about wizards fucking things up for the sake of fucking things up are not very interesting, unless you go into why that darn wizard wants to fuck things up.

As I mentioned on IRC, the best example of this trope I've seen is in Lord Dunsany's short story "A Narrow Escape," in which an evil wizard living in the sewers of London grows so annoyed with the constant noise above that he decides to destroy the city.

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Mankar Camoran, a devotee of Mehrunes Dagon (no apparent relation to just plain Dagon of the Lovecraftian mythos), through his Commentaries on the Mysterium Xarxes, really a mediocre acrostic puzzle written in rambling purple prose, seeks to initiate members of the Mythic Dawn, a cult devoted to the summoning and physical manifestation of Dagon in Tamriel. Eventually, you travel to Camoran’s paradise realm, through the use of said Mysterium Xarxes and the magical powers of one Sean Bean, and ask him what the hell he thinks he’s doing. Well folks, it turns out he’s doing something because of reasons. And then you kill him.

<Saddam> Crudblud: Mankar Camoran was a deep, rich character with an interesting motivation
<Crudblud> Cool
<Crudblud> Saddam: But would he be deep and rich enough for a Snyder movie?
<Saddam> What if Mundus really is another plane of Oblivion?
<Saddam> makes you thonk :/
<Saddam> Yes, you understand now. Tamriel is just one more Daedric realm of Oblivion, long since lost to its Prince when he was betrayed by those that served him.
<Saddam> Lord Dagon cannot invade Tamriel, his birthright! He comes to liberate the Occupied Lands!
<Saddam> How could Camoran be an Altmer when both of his parents were Bosmer?
<Saddam> Did Bethesda just think that we wouldn't be able to take a Bosmer seriously as the main villain?
<Crudblud> Saddam: I'm not sure if they still cared what you thought at that point

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Superhero Movies & Comics General
« on: February 24, 2018, 04:21:56 PM »
Hey, it's not too far off from what happened with SS.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Superhero Movies & Comics General
« on: February 23, 2018, 03:01:59 PM »
I don't know, I felt like it was too bland to really be awful. It's like the difference between a ride on a roller coaster that crashes and a ride on one that barely moves at all. The worst thing about the movie for me was the sheer lack of ambition - or even interest in being anything more than mediocre - behind it. WB's actions make no sense. They spent so much money turning this into a bizarre Snyder/Whedon chimera that somehow managed to show off the weaknesses of both directors while playing to neither of their strengths. Why didn't they just pull the plug and start over? They would have saved money, saved audience goodwill, and freed themselves up to make a (hopefully) good movie at some point down the road. Even the added time difference between the next movie and BvS would arguably have helped them out. It makes me feel like this:



And speaking of Whedon:

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/joss-whedon-exits-batgirl-movie-1087384

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Batgirl is such an exciting project, and Warners/DC such collaborative and supportive partners, that it took me months to realize I really didn't have a story

Uh, okay. I mean, it's kind of wild that he couldn't come up with a story for a capeshitter with such a long history, but at least they're biting the bullet now, rather than shooting a film and then realizing that they had no idea what they were doing.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Superhero Movies & Comics General
« on: February 19, 2018, 04:51:44 AM »
A younger Jack Napier makes an appearance in the flashback to the murder of Bruce's parents, and he's played by a different actor.

One who didn't look all that much like Nicholson:



This was also a dumb idea. I've always disliked it when adaptations try to play up the Wayne murders as being more than just a mugging gone wrong, like revealing that it was a deliberate assassination and/or part of an elaborate conspiracy. Batman's war is against crime in general, not this one specific criminal who committed this one specific crime some time ago. Tying it all the villain of the movie turns things personal in a bad way. And even setting my fanboyism aside, it was a lazy addition to the movie that added almost nothing to the conflict between Batman and the Joker. How could it, when the Joker has no idea who Batman even is? The comics handled the idea of Batman confronting his parents' killer much better:



Justice League (Zack Snyder/Joss Whedon, 2017)

Wow. Watched it with my friends. That may be the worst DC movie I've seen. I'm so burned out I don't even want to write about it. Writing was trash, Barry was cringe, Batman was useless, Cyborg looked awful, Aquaman was cringey dudebro, Wonder Woman was ok, Superman was OP. The story is everyone is useless until Zack Snyder wanks Superman to life, has him show up everyone, then win everything. End movie.

That was bad.

Come on, it wasn't as bad as BvS or SS.

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