I hadn't considered that Markjo couldn't access the Lounge. It's a social forum and nothing more.
He obviously has an interest in some of those things. He has expressed an interest in Wordle and it'd be nigh on impossible to shit up that thread. He'd probably enjoy hearing about how stiff I am as well.
I motion that on compassionate grounds, he gets Lounge access that can be removed at any time if he keeps talking about my mother's breasts.
I see this as a small compassionate concession to prove that the problem is him, not us and that he does deserve his eternal punishment. Its not everyone else who is just cruel to him.