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Re: EUROVISION 2016 WITH XTRA THORK!
« Reply #40 on: May 14, 2016, 08:41:43 PM »



Nation: Georgia
Singer: Nika Kocharov and Young Georgian Lolitaz
Song: Midnight Gold
Bookmaker odds: 300/1

Dr Thork's Verdict:
Midnight Gold ... more like Eurovision gold! A guy dressed up like a mad scientist, the munsters, a large cast of untalented extras ... good job Georgia. Will get points from the Russian block ... but not many.


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Re: EUROVISION 2016 WITH XTRA THORK!
« Reply #41 on: May 14, 2016, 08:46:54 PM »



Nation: Austria
Singer: ZOË
Song: Loin d'ici
Bookmaker odds: 100/1

Dr Thork's Verdict:
Zoe has decided to dress as a princess and why not? She's not going to win so lets go out and have a nice time. Austria have put the poor cow on a treadmill so she has to walk the entire song but towards the end its all full of bubbles and toadstools, it is quite nauseating. Very few points for this girl, Austria have few friends in the Eurozone.


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Re: EUROVISION 2016 WITH XTRA THORK!
« Reply #42 on: May 14, 2016, 08:53:19 PM »



Nation: United Kingdom
Singer: Joe and Jake
Song: You're Not Alone
Bookmaker odds: 150/1

Dr Thork's Verdict:
The penultimate act of the night, and its my home nation. And we sent a couple of soft lads to mince in front of all of Europe. How dignified. Simon Cowell needs his bollocks nailed to a chair. This kind of saccharine child-pop is all too prevalent. I hope Joe gets cancer and Jake dies of a broken heart. >:(


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Re: EUROVISION 2016 WITH XTRA THORK!
« Reply #43 on: May 14, 2016, 08:56:58 PM »



Nation: Armenia
Singer: Iveta Mukuchyan
Song: LoveWave
Bookmaker odds: 40/1

Dr Thork's Verdict:
Last one and thank Christ for that! And we finished with a hottie. Iveta would get it. Where is the post what you'd hit thread? Song is ok too. Good job Armenia, you can come back next year.

And that is it ... on to the voting!


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Re: EUROVISION 2016 WITH XTRA THORK!
« Reply #44 on: May 14, 2016, 09:00:27 PM »
Russia will probably win so I'm off to the pub. I suspect I still haven't converted any of you to the wonders of Eurovision, but there is always next year!

I've been your host Thork, none of you gave a shit ... goodnight! :D

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Re: EUROVISION 2016 WITH XTRA THORK!
« Reply #45 on: May 14, 2016, 09:53:20 PM »
That was fun.

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Re: EUROVISION 2016 WITH XTRA THORK!
« Reply #46 on: May 14, 2016, 10:10:39 PM »
Nina Kraljić is 24 years old, and Jamala is 32.

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Re: EUROVISION 2016 WITH XTRA THORK!
« Reply #47 on: May 15, 2016, 12:59:53 AM »
Late update ... And the winners are ... Ukraine. 14/1 ... nice little return if you'd picked that out.

Ukraine, you lost Crimea, you won Eurovision. See, everything balances itself out.

UK 3rd from last. Good job boys. So I think Brexit. The Europeans hate us. Eurovision should be used by the leave campaign as the defacto reason to leave. If those greasy euro-wop dickfaces won't vote for us, we'll leave their shitty club.

Till next year ... Thork out.

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Re: EUROVISION 2016 WITH XTRA THORK!
« Reply #48 on: May 15, 2016, 03:44:38 AM »
What is the point of putting Australia in our song contest

Beats me.

Also, your song is better than the Dutch offering.

It's a pop music contest. Submitting a song which is actually good is a handicap.
when you try to mock anyone while also running the flat earth society. Lol