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Attack of the Giant Rats!
« on: June 27, 2014, 04:36:59 PM »

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Re: Attack of the Giant Rats!
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2014, 04:48:00 PM »
I did not know what a Capybara was before this article. Thank you for that, Terror.

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Re: Attack of the Giant Rats!
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2014, 05:05:54 PM »
Rats as big as cows that also outnumber humans 2:1 would be an unsustainable population, as they would be eating more than we would instead of small rats living off our scraps.
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Re: Attack of the Giant Rats!
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2014, 05:06:25 PM »
Peruvian pan flute band.
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« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2014, 06:35:40 PM »
Looks like the giant rats will be bringing fleas along as well:
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/385586/summer-to-bring-increase-of-fleas
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Re: Attack of the Giant Rats!
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2014, 11:41:01 AM »
Quote from: EnigmaZV on June 27, 2014, 05:05:54 PM
Rats as big as cows that also outnumber humans 2:1 would be an unsustainable population, as they would be eating more than we would instead of small rats living off our scraps.
It would be a source of unlimited food. Kebab would be the new Bic Mac.
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Re: Attack of the Giant Rats!
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2014, 12:43:55 PM »
So England now has dire rats?

Pfft.  They only have 5 HP. 
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Re: Attack of the Giant Rats!
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2014, 08:31:53 PM »
Giant jellyfish seen off the coast of Cornwall -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-28080314

I think God is amassing an army of giant monsters to kill us all.

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Re: Attack of the Giant Rats!
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2014, 10:01:45 PM »
Quote from: EnigmaZV on June 27, 2014, 05:05:54 PM
Rats as big as cows that also outnumber humans 2:1 would be an unsustainable population, as they would be eating more than we would instead of small rats living off our scraps.

They would probably be eating humans.

OP article looks legit.
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Re: Attack of the Giant Rats!
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2014, 08:53:23 PM »
Quote from: fappenhosen on June 29, 2014, 10:01:45 PM
Quote from: EnigmaZV on June 27, 2014, 05:05:54 PM
Rats as big as cows that also outnumber humans 2:1 would be an unsustainable population, as they would be eating more than we would instead of small rats living off our scraps.

They would probably be eating humans.

OP article looks legit.

Too bad the Brits aren't allowed to have guns then. Americans wouldn't put up with giant rats carrying off their children.
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Re: Attack of the Giant Rats!
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2014, 10:37:22 PM »
Quote from: EnigmaZV on July 01, 2014, 08:53:23 PM
Quote from: fappenhosen on June 29, 2014, 10:01:45 PM
Quote from: EnigmaZV on June 27, 2014, 05:05:54 PM
Rats as big as cows that also outnumber humans 2:1 would be an unsustainable population, as they would be eating more than we would instead of small rats living off our scraps.

They would probably be eating humans.

OP article looks legit.

Too bad the Brits aren't allowed to have guns then. Americans wouldn't put up with giant rats carrying off their children.
American's are giant rats. >:(
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« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2014, 11:34:58 AM »
Quote from: EnigmaZV on July 01, 2014, 08:53:23 PM
Quote from: fappenhosen on June 29, 2014, 10:01:45 PM
Quote from: EnigmaZV on June 27, 2014, 05:05:54 PM
Rats as big as cows that also outnumber humans 2:1 would be an unsustainable population, as they would be eating more than we would instead of small rats living off our scraps.

They would probably be eating humans.

OP article looks legit.

Too bad the Brits aren't allowed to have guns then. Americans wouldn't put up with giant rats carrying off their children.
Yet we elect them.
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Re: Attack of the Giant Rats!
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2014, 03:51:29 PM »
Quote from: Thork on July 02, 2014, 10:37:22 PM
Quote from: EnigmaZV on July 01, 2014, 08:53:23 PM
Quote from: fappenhosen on June 29, 2014, 10:01:45 PM
Quote from: EnigmaZV on June 27, 2014, 05:05:54 PM
Rats as big as cows that also outnumber humans 2:1 would be an unsustainable population, as they would be eating more than we would instead of small rats living off our scraps.

They would probably be eating humans.

OP article looks legit.

Too bad the Brits aren't allowed to have guns then. Americans wouldn't put up with giant rats carrying off their children.
American's are giant rats. >:(

Pis's off  >o<
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Re: Attack of the Giant Rats!
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2014, 10:27:09 PM »
Quote from: EnigmaZV on July 01, 2014, 08:53:23 PM
Quote from: fappenhosen on June 29, 2014, 10:01:45 PM
Quote from: EnigmaZV on June 27, 2014, 05:05:54 PM
Rats as big as cows that also outnumber humans 2:1 would be an unsustainable population, as they would be eating more than we would instead of small rats living off our scraps.

They would probably be eating humans.

OP article looks legit.

Too bad the Brits aren't allowed to have guns then. Americans wouldn't put up with giant rats carrying off their children.

Yes, without guns we are defenceless. Capitulation is our only option. All hail our new rat overlords!
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