I'm not interested in your bickering.
Oh, and according to Garwood, Hampden designed military machines.
This I am interested in. Garwood ... now I have my doubts. So many people quote her and she makes so much of it up.
And extended quote because the first paragraph is on topic and fun
Mr. Proctor is the only man in England who has degraded himself by defending the swindler Wallace." Mr. Proctor had written something about the origin of whales; whereupon Mr. Hampden wrote to him direct:—"If you would endeavour to describe the origin of liars and impostors, you would find they came into the world when the Pagan lunatics devised the shape of the world. If whales are derived from pigs, according to your theory, you must have been foaled by an ass!"
Mr. Empson E. Middleton, a disciple of the same school as Mr. Hampden, was also a frequent correspondent of the Weekly Chronicle. Who and what else he was Mr. Middleton explained in a pamphlet which he printed in 1876. There he described himself as "the Poet, Geometrician, Metaphysician, Lecturer, and Patentee in Yacht and Ship Building, E. E. Middleton, Esq., member of the Royal Canoe Club, London; the Royal Albert Yacht Club, Southsea; and the Naval and Military Club, London."
Its things like this that Garwood often just misreads. Is it Hampden who is the military genius or his friend?
Love to find some of his machines. A picture or description.