[Lord Dave]

If you're tired, why are you still up?  Or are you up really early?

GOOGLE! 

If your personal schedule is on Google, I'm going to lose respect for you.

And yes, I am aware of what time it is in the UK.  Doesn't make my statement any less valid.

It is 1:37 am. No one gets up at 1:37 am, Dave.

Some get up at midnight to do night work.  I don't know your schedule.  But I figured the first, hence why I put that first. 

[Thork]

If you're tired, why are you still up?  Or are you up really early?

GOOGLE! 

If your personal schedule is on Google, I'm going to lose respect for you.

And yes, I am aware of what time it is in the UK.  Doesn't make my statement any less valid.

It is 1:37 am. No one gets up at 1:37 am, Dave.

Some get up at midnight to do night work.  I don't know your schedule.  But I figured the first, hence why I put that first. 

I've been at FEs for years. You know everything about me. What I look like, how terrible I am with women, my job, my political views, religious views, what I dream, what I fear, what I find funny.

If I did night work, I'd have fucking moaned about it by now.

[Ghost of V]

Please start discussing Greenpeace or LEGOs. Otherwise, I will report both of you.

[Lord Dave]

If you're tired, why are you still up?  Or are you up really early?

GOOGLE! 

If your personal schedule is on Google, I'm going to lose respect for you.

And yes, I am aware of what time it is in the UK.  Doesn't make my statement any less valid.

It is 1:37 am. No one gets up at 1:37 am, Dave.

Some get up at midnight to do night work.  I don't know your schedule.  But I figured the first, hence why I put that first. 

I've been at FEs for years. You know everything about me. What I look like, how terrible I am with women, my job, my political views, religious views, what I dream, what I fear, what I find funny.

If I did night work, I'd have fucking moaned about it by now.

Unless you are secretly working with Green Peace to rid another train of it's coal.

[Thork]

I'm about to go to bed and my room has 6 daddy long legs all making annoying buzzing noises. Jedis everywhere are about to feel a disturbance in the force.

[Lord Dave]

I'm about to go to bed and my room has 6 daddy long legs all making annoying buzzing noises. Jedis everywhere are about to feel a disturbance in the force.

You can hear spiders?  Are they that loud in the UK?

[Thork]

A daddy long legs is not a spider. GOOGLE!

[Lord Dave]

A daddy long legs is not a spider. GOOGLE!

http://spiders.ucr.edu/daddylonglegs.html

There's two.  One actually is called daddy long legs spiders.  The other is not a spider.

[Particle Person]

I'm very familiar with them, but I've never heard them make "buzzing noises" or any noise at all.

[Saddam Hussein]

Think "This guy Thork has an IQ nearing 180."

Come on, not even Dave is so dumb as to think that.