[Thork]

A thread for weirdos in your local news. (I imagine a strong showing from 'Murica)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-27643702

[Pete Svarrior]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27584237

*snicker*

[Thork]

Get out of my thread with your politically correct snickering.

*snigger*

[Pete Svarrior]

m8, there's no need to call your own views incorrect. They're not that bad.

[Thork]

And so to another weirdo from the UK.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7095134.stm

[Blanko]

And so to another weirdo from the UK.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7095134.stm

The weirdest thing about this is that he was actually sentenced. Is simulating sex with inanimate objects illegal in Britain, or what?

[Thork]

I know. He was in a private room. This country is becoming very unreasonable in the last decade. 

[Rama Set]

I know. He was in a private room. This country is becoming very unreasonable in the last decade. 

A hostel room is not exactly private, but that is a ridiculous sentence. Sounds like the UK needs mass immigration to solidify their gene pool once more.

[fappenhosen]

If he wants to fuck his bike in his room then why shouldn't he? *confused*

Also it happened before I was born. He is dead now.

[Rama Set]

It wasn't "his" room, but yeah, leave the guy alone.

[Yaakov ben Avraham]

& in the land of fruits & nuts, 2 homeless persons were fucking on the subway tracks in NYC. They were hit by an oncoming train, & both survived. They tried to sue the City for failing to place warning signs around the tracks, politely advising people that engaging in sexual intercourse on subway tracks might be an inadvisable course of action. Needless to say, their suit didn't progress far.

[juner]

Total weirdo of the week:

So my new job means I now spend all my time working with business woman.

I went out for dinner with her tonight. It was just polite and worky. On a Saturday night! I mean she drove maybe 25 miles to have dinner with me. And it didn't go anywhere.
She's so pretty and smart as hell and I'm worried if I have to work with her every day, I'm going to fall in love with her. And I really don't want that as its never going to be returned.
It makes me not want my new job. And I'm sick of it, so I sent a text after we parted, because I'm not brave enough to tell her to her face, cos I can deal with a text. I don't need to hide my disappointment. But if I look into her eyes and she says she isn't interested, its going to be unpleasant at best and pretty painful at worst.
So I sent her a whattsapp text and explained how I feel. And I know cos its whattsapp that she read it 2 hours ago. And she hasn't replied.

[The Terror]

http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/02/brazilian-man-has-10-operations-so-he-can-look-asian-4747511/

Although is it weird to want your appearance to match how you feel inside?

[fappenhosen]

Expect more Brazil related news over the next few weeks.

[beardo]

What a queer.

[Thork]

http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/02/brazilian-man-has-10-operations-so-he-can-look-asian-4747511/

Although is it weird to want your appearance to match how you feel inside?

That's an annoying article. Why no picture of the guy. I'm guessing the operations aren't a great success. I want to see what happened to his face.

[rooster]

There are pictures... One picture looks alright, but he looks like a burn victim in the rest.

[fappenhosen]

He looks like this:



But with asiany eyes

[EnigmaZV]

It wasn't "his" room, but yeah, leave the guy alone.

So does everyone who's ever been caught having sex in a hostel room get a similar sentence?

[Rama Set]

It wasn't "his" room, but yeah, leave the guy alone.

So does everyone who's ever been caught having sex in a hostel room get a similar sentence?

Yes.