BSD, how we love thee,
Constant bugs, and filling soda mugs
Leave me working on an OS that's free.
Clickety clack, coding, that's my knack,
My beard is grand and full of salty snack
IE? Don't even try me. Never I'll install a Service Pack.
Sudo apt get off my server rack.
It's not Linux, novice. Can't keep up? Get a Mac.
My keys are cherries, I'm laying down queries.
My scripts are prime, I got my thinkpad for a dime.
Kernel, docs, drivers, my package is complete.
Siri? Who's that. A girl? No time to meet.