The wound is fresh right now. In time I'll be able to look back on their careers more objectively.
<Saddam> Snupes: Commissioner Gordon being black is IMPORTANT and BAD
<Saddam> They can't do this
<Saddam> Political correctness run amok
<Snupes> Who's playing him?
<Saddam> Jeffrey Wright
<Snupes> Oh nice
<Snupes> I'm down with that
<Saddam> That means there'll probably be a black Batgirl too
<Saddam> The agenda
<Saddam> The panda-ing
<Snupes> You could literally throw his Westworld look into the new Batman and I'd buy him
<Saddam> Jokes aside, he is a terrific actor
<Snupes> There better not be a Batgirl
<Saddam> I doubt there will for this movie
<Snupes> I don't want any movie-verse building to start, please, lol
<Saddam> Oh, and Andy Serkis will be Alfred
<Snupes> That's
<Snupes> An unconventional choice
<Saddam> I didn't even know he was British
<Snupes> Oh he's very British
<Snupes> I guess I could buy it, looking at him now
<Snupes> I think of weaselly, Lord of the Rings era Serkis when I think of him
<Snupes>
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3b/Andy_Serkis_2003.jpg<Snupes> I see that and think "ew no" for Alfred
<Saddam> Uh, do you want me to not tell you who else will be in the movie?
<Saddam> Like the Marvelshit or whatever?
<Snupes> But he's aged well
<Saddam> I don't want to say too much and get you mad
<Snupes> tbh I'm so jaded by DC movies that I'm not worried about casting spoilers
<Snupes> I just don't wanna know the plot stuff
<Snupes> I know Batman's a vampire now, which I'm actually okay with
<Saddam> Good, so it's John Turturro as Carmine Falcone, Zoe Kravitz as Catwoman, and Paul Dano as the Riddler
<Snupes> Paul Dano is kind of an odd one but I can probably see it
<Saddam> And Colin Farrell as the Penguin
<Snupes> I don't know who Zoe Kravitz is
<Saddam> That's not a joke btw
<Saddam> She's Lenny Kravitz's daughter, but I haven't seen any of her movies
<Snupes> Uhhhh what
<Saddam> But she is also black, the agenda, the pandering
<Snupes> Okay that Colin Farrell one is the first one that has me thinking that's awful
<Saddam> My concern is they've got too many
<Saddam> Too many villains, sorry
<Saddam> Although it does seem to at least confirm that this won't be adapting Year One
<Snupes> Why doesn't anyone want to stick to Penguin being short and fat
<Snupes> Or even just fat?
<Saddam> Reeves already denied it, but I wasn't sure if I believed it
<Snupes> They have too many Colin Farrells
<Snupes> Actually one Colin Farrell is too many, so
<Saddam> Hollywood can't get enough of Frank Miller in Batman movies
<Saddam> He's like the DC version of Mark Millar, only at least that guy has a large body of work
<Snupes> And yeah that's a lot of villains, but I think it's very doable without a huge big baddie
<Saddam> Whereas with Miller, it's the same two fucking comics over and over
<Snupes> And both of them kind of suck
<Snupes> One less "kind of"
<Saddam> Also many adaptations make the Penguin British as well, which I don't get it
<Saddam> which I don't get*
<Snupes> His name
<Snupes> It's hard to picture that name with an American accent
<Saddam> I guess, but it's also hard to picture that name belonging to someone who isn't at least trying to act sophisticated and dignified
<Snupes> Very true
<Saddam> And some adaptations also give him a coarse London accent and rough manner of speech as well as making him British
<Saddam> My own thought is that's a mistake
<Snupes> I just think of it as a very pulpy "evil dirty scheming brit"
<Saddam> The most interesting part of the Penguin is the idea of him being a foil to Bruce Wayne
<Saddam> Someone who hides his inner life behind wealth, societal connections, and charm
I actually do find
Year One and TDKR to be worthwhile (if flawed) Batman tales, but they're relentlessly overpraised by a very vocal section of the fanbase, which I believe contributes to their overrepresentation in film just as much as their strong sales do. In related news:
https://variety.com/2019/film/news/dc-comics-superman-michael-b-jordan-green-lantern-aquaman-birds-of-prey-1203415757/Some of this is interesting, but a lot of it is concerning. Michael B. Jordan probably wouldn't be a good Superman, and especially not if WB were to simply let him play himself and redefine the character that way, like they've done with most of their capeshitters in the DCEU. I'm also worried that having an R rating may become a gimmick if used gratuitously. Why in the world do
Birds of Prey and James Gunn's Suicide Squad movie need R ratings?
Green Lantern Corps is mentioned, and I can only hope that Geoff Johns writing it means that David Goyer is off the project. He is part of the problem, and WB needs to stop giving him work. There are so many up-and-coming screenwriters who would love to be a part of all this. The execs should listen to their pitches, take some time to meet with them, and stop working with the same tired old fogeys who have so many failures to their name. If you or I or anyone else floundered this much at a job, we would have been fired a long time ago. Why is Hollywood different?
Oh yeah, this is
Birds of Prey. It might be great and it might be shit. I'm tired of trying to guess a movie's quality based on trailers:
This is my least favorite part of the article:
Warners and DC also still have faith in Ezra Miller’s smart-ass interpretation of the Flash
God fucking damn it, how did Ezra Miller somehow emerge from
Justice League without being excoriated as harshly as Jared Leto was for
Suicide Squad? Who actually liked that irritating millennial stereotype with his singsong line delivery and obnoxious mugging and atrocious jokes? Like, it's not just that the character was bad on paper (although it was) - Miller took a bad character with bad lines and actively made it worse with his awful, awful performance. I know he's done some good work in the past, so it's possible he could right the ship in future movies by toning down the "quirkiness" and playing Barry as more of a human being, but that will never happen if WB look at what turned out to be a major flaw with
Justice League and inexplicably see it as a strength. This is the downside of what I mentioned before in letting your leads basically play themselves in terms of personality. When it works well, you get someone like Gal Gadot, who embodies her role so effortlessly as to instantly become iconic, but when it backfires, you get someone like Miller, who by all accounts seems to be a very annoying person with a very annoying manner of speech.