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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Game of Thrones
« on: June 06, 2016, 03:14:18 PM »Yeah, but we're supposed to know that Arya is also a pretty badass almost Faceless Man. If they could kill her as easily as anyone else then all that training would have been absolutely worthless.
I think all the training is already absolutely worthless. She seemed to learn nothing from them. Maybe a little bit of stick-fighting, but surely not nearly as good as the Waif. Everything she learned could have been attributed to what Syrio or the Hound taught her. She didn't learn how to change faces or anything supernatural, at best she picked up a bit more combat skills? Worthless, I say!
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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Game of Thrones
« on: June 03, 2016, 03:58:06 PM »Thork, they are fucking with you. You can’t wing this with a few names, this is an immersive obsession, she will have all sorts of theories about who is related to whom and how it’s going to end. You will mutter something about dragons and she will ask you which family do you think the guy the wood nymphs staked to the crying tree to make the white walkers, hails from, or if you think the Stark Dire wolves should have all been called Kenny and your muteness coupled with the panic in your eyes will mark you as a pretender to Westeros law.
Now I’m guessing this woman has a sense of humour, but this will not come over as anything other than desperation, she will start to notice things, the faint stains on your jacket the cheapness of your shoes and the masturbation calluses and you will last as long as Gared did.
Or, she'll find it cute and endearing that he tried to learn about something that she's interested in. Fuck off Jura, have you even seen Game of Thrones?
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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Game of Thrones
« on: June 03, 2016, 01:21:35 PM »I have a problem. This program is to blame.
I like a girl, she's really nice. But she is obsessed with this Game of Thrones shit. How do I maintain her interest and spark conversation without having to watch this crap? Do they do like summaries I can read to get up to speed so I can pretend I like it, or are there any go to phrases I can borrow like "Did you see the one where the dragon did that thing to the other thing? Man, some episode huh?" That kind of stuff.
Okay, simply learn these few names:
Cersei (sir-sea)
John Snow
Jorah Mormont
And then slot any name into any of these sentences:
"I think that <name> is going to die soon."
"I particularly liked seeing <name> naked."
"<name> will defiantly be riding a dragon by the end of the show."
If you want to bring up specifics, ask about one of the following events:
The Red Wedding -- bad/sad
Hodor's (hoe-door) death -- topical
Joffrey Baratheon's assassination -- good
With these few phrases and topics you can totes trick the clothes off any woman and hump a baby into her.
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Suggestions & Concerns / Re: REQUEST FOR COMMENTS: Reunification Proposal
« on: May 25, 2016, 02:05:48 PM »
At this point, we are just gauging interest. Many of Thork's doomsday scenarios will simply not be applicable. However, others may. If we feel a high enough level of interest is achieved, we will see if we can work out a deal.
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Flat Earth Community / Re: How we see the sun as setting while it has moving away?
« on: May 25, 2016, 12:59:50 PM »What does this picture mean?
Looks to me like someone is shining a bright spotlight behind a row of trees.
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Technology & Information / Re: Thork is getting a Swiss watch
« on: May 23, 2016, 04:09:28 PM »
I'm just saying, it's not displaying 10:10. They showed their unbridled commitment to being rebels. Damn impressive.
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Technology & Information / Re: Thork is getting a Swiss watch
« on: May 23, 2016, 01:43:31 PM »
Look at them, eschewing the norm and displaying 10:09. That's a watch with some fucking edge to it.
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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Which Philosopher closely matches your beliefs?
« on: May 23, 2016, 12:14:57 PM »
Jeremy Bentham (100%)
Nel Noddings (91%)
John Stuart Mill (63%)
Nel Noddings (91%)
John Stuart Mill (63%)
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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: 2016 US Presidential Race
« on: May 12, 2016, 04:32:16 PM »Trump is better than Hilary The Serial Liar...
I'm sorry, are you really implying that Trump is a paragon of honesty?
And the 2016 Strawman award goes to... ROUNDY! Do you have anything to say to your family and friends after winning this prestigious award?
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Flat Earth Theory / Re: How big is the universe?
« on: May 11, 2016, 02:59:28 PM »And while we're at it, in what shape?
I mean this as a truthful question to FEs, because the thought of a universe that is only a few thousand kilometers across is just... depressing.
I mean, do you know how big the universe is? Like really, really big. As in, if the sun and the next closest star were the size of tennis balls, they would be on opposite sides of the continual United States. HUGE! There's so much stuff out there, and the sun, holly crap-snacks the sun isn't a spotlight. It's this massive energy factory, this huge powerhouse that provides more energy every second than every human on the planet uses all year. (And that's just the little bitty bit that hits the Earth's atmosphere)
Also: Solar Flares... how do they fit into the FET?
This is typical round-earth tactics. Their scientists aren't even sure exactly how big the universe is in their model yet we are expected to know the size.
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Earth Not a Globe Workshop / MOVED: Conclusive evidence: Turning Around Antarctica
« on: May 05, 2016, 09:36:53 PM »94
Earth Not a Globe Workshop / MOVED: Solar Eclipse Proves The moon orbit is wrong
« on: May 05, 2016, 09:36:33 PM »95
Flat Earth Theory / Re: Solar Eclipse Proves The moon orbit is wrong
« on: May 05, 2016, 09:36:16 PM »Quote from: The RulesThis board is dedicated to discussing and working on the annotated Earth Not a Globe.
Hmm...maybe you should read the rules or show me where in ENaG this is...
Good catch, Thatsnice.
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Science & Alternative Science / Re: "Lunar Laser Ranging" (LLR) is a LIE and HOAX - The Simple PROOF
« on: May 05, 2016, 12:14:41 PM »
Setec Astronomy, please review the rules of the forum. Personal attacks are against the rules.
https://forum.tfes.org/index.php?topic=977.0
https://forum.tfes.org/index.php?topic=977.0
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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Teachers deserve low pay
« on: May 03, 2016, 07:12:14 PM »Menial? What do you actually know about the skills that are required to be a good teacher?
Yet, one is not required to be a "good teacher" to get hired as a teacher and make teacher-pay.
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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: 2016 US Presidential Race
« on: April 28, 2016, 01:10:11 PM »David Duke did endorse Trump, that is a fact.
Don't the Knights Templar and Free Masons endorse Trump too?
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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: 2016 US Presidential Race
« on: April 26, 2016, 01:46:50 PM »
Math is hard.