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Arts & Entertainment / Re: FES Book Club
« on: April 17, 2014, 12:25:12 PM »
I'm reading the Bible...again.

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"Blood Moon" is a nickname given to a total eclipse of the moon. There is nothing religious about it and it certainly doesn't prove that "God is real" or that "the moon is fake". Where are you getting these notions?

An eclipse is an obscuring of the light from one celestial body by the passage of another between it and the observer or between it and its source of illumination. It is an observable phenomenon with a scientific explanation, and the fact that eclipse exist is actually evidence that the Earth is round... since the shadow of Earth on the moon is round.

Someone has already told you that the shadow on the moon is from the anti-moon.

http://wiki.tfes.org/Antimoon

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please don't get into the moon hoax stuff it really makes you look silly, if nasa went to all the trouble of faking everything wouldn't it of been easier to of just gone to the moon

Because of people like you. If NASA just "went to the moon" too easily because of it being not real people would begin to question whether it was real or not.

But since they made the process so elaborate and realistic, gullible people like yourself choose to believe it.

Joel 2:31 says "The sun shall be turned to darkness, and the moon to blood, before the great and awesome day of the Lord comes."

Now does that sound like something that could really happen to you? If the moon was real? If the moon was real, it wouldn't be possible for it to turn into blood. Only something artificial could turn into blood. That's all the proof I need honestly.

Blood moon? Seems pretty ridiculous to me. Good point...

And the blood moon does exist. If you don't believe in God or Flat Earth Theory...look no further than the moon. I think we actually had a "blood moon" recently. That exists. Fact.

So what does the blood moon tell us?

1) God is real.

2) The moon is fake.

3) The earth is flat.

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please don't get into the moon hoax stuff it really makes you look silly, if nasa went to all the trouble of faking everything wouldn't it of been easier to of just gone to the moon

Because of people like you. If NASA just "went to the moon" too easily because of it being not real people would begin to question whether it was real or not.

But since they made the process so elaborate and realistic, gullible people like yourself choose to believe it.

Joel 2:31 says "The sun shall be turned to darkness, and the moon to blood, before the great and awesome day of the Lord comes."

Now does that sound like something that could really happen to you? If the moon was real? If the moon was real, it wouldn't be possible for it to turn into blood. Only something artificial could turn into blood. That's all the proof I need honestly.


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Flat Earth Theory / Re: Ask a Flat Earth Theorist Anything
« on: April 16, 2014, 01:54:11 PM »
Goodness, that is a question. The govt can fool the whole world into believing the world is round, but can't shut down a website? Right!

If people started taking us seriously they'd shut us down.

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Flat Earth Theory / Re: Ask a Flat Earth Theorist Anything
« on: April 15, 2014, 08:04:17 PM »

Why are we told it's round? Conspiracy. It benefits the government to control certain information. After all, the control of information is power. The government wants to make us believe their fantasy sciences for their own personal gain.


How convenient. So what's the motive?

I already told you the motive: personal gain.

Also, when I say "The Government", I'm assuming you live in the US and associate that word with the US government, because they're practical the only one now anyways. For the sake of this conversation, let's just call them NWO from now on, ok?

And lets not forget that the Bible NOT ONLY supports a flat earth but predicts the coming of an NWO in Revelation.

Isaiah 11:12 "And he shall set up an ensign for the nations, and shall assemble the outcasts of Israel, and gather together the dispersed of Judah from the four corners of the earth."

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Now Playing
« on: April 15, 2014, 07:55:42 PM »
Is this only for music? I recently bought a copy of Pokemon Y to play with my son.

But I found that some of the concepts conflicted with my beliefs. Luckily...

I found this really nifty way to play the game so that its more Christian.


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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
« on: April 15, 2014, 07:52:05 PM »
What is Jesus

Jesus is the son of God. Have you ever heard about God?

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
« on: April 15, 2014, 07:38:35 PM »
I have to agree with this.

Interestingly enough when I first started doing Christian Comedy one of my jokes was about Super Mario.

"You kids like video games? You like jumping in pipes to save the princess? You think the princess needs to be saved? Truth is...we all need to be saved. Just like that princess. But unlike that princess...a plumber cant save us. Only Jesus can."

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