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2016 US Presidential Race
« on: July 22, 2015, 03:50:26 PM »
As of right now Donald Trump is leading the Republican nominee polls by a lot, currently at 24 over Walker's 13 and Bush's 12.

Hillary Clinton is winning the presidential poll and nominee poll by a landslide.

A vote for Trump is a vote for freedom, democracy, and trophy wives. Don't let me down, FES. Topple the Clinton dynasty.



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Re: 2016 US Presidential Race
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2015, 03:54:08 PM »
So no matter who wins the election, hilarity is guaranteed to ensue? God bless America.

Re: 2016 US Presidential Race
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2015, 08:22:13 PM »
Donald Trump as President would make for great late night TV.
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Re: 2016 US Presidential Race
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2015, 08:33:35 PM »

I don't get to vote, seems like a choice between an ugly American version of Silvio Berlusconi or an airbrushed Lucrezia Borgia, read up on Italian history and make your choice.
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Re: 2016 US Presidential Race
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2015, 09:05:53 PM »
Bernie! Bernie! Bernie!

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Re: 2016 US Presidential Race
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2015, 09:36:40 PM »
I will use my common sense and choose the candidate that I believe will do the best job... and that sure isn't the hag Hillary. There are other candidates that could do the job, but they are already in someone's pocket. Republicans and Democrats on both sides are corrupt, and I don't believe anyone can argue with that. Powerful and wealthy friends contribute to their campaigns and get them media coverage all while ensuring their backs are scratched if they win.

If both sides hate Trump and he is financing himself, he has my attention. Trump is the only one I can see that is 'his own man'.

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Re: 2016 US Presidential Race
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2015, 11:26:29 PM »
I will use my common sense and choose the candidate that I believe will do the best job... and that sure isn't the hag Hillary. There are other candidates that could do the job, but they are already in someone's pocket. Republicans and Democrats on both sides are corrupt, and I don't believe anyone can argue with that. Powerful and wealthy friends contribute to their campaigns and get them media coverage all while ensuring their backs are scratched if they win.

If both sides hate Trump and he is financing himself, he has my attention. Trump is the only one I can see that is 'his own man'.

Would you say that he is winning by a landslide?

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Re: 2016 US Presidential Race
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2015, 12:17:41 AM »
Bernie! Bernie! Bernie!

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I will use my common sense and choose the candidate that I believe will do the best job... and that sure isn't the hag Hillary. There are other candidates that could do the job, but they are already in someone's pocket. Republicans and Democrats on both sides are corrupt, and I don't believe anyone can argue with that. Powerful and wealthy friends contribute to their campaigns and get them media coverage all while ensuring their backs are scratched if they win.

If both sides hate Trump and he is financing himself, he has my attention. Trump is the only one I can see that is 'his own man'.

Trump 2016

Would you say that he is winning by a landslide?

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Re: 2016 US Presidential Race
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2015, 01:11:13 AM »
Trumpy! From that awful pod people movie. I love it.

Re: 2016 US Presidential Race
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2015, 01:26:38 AM »
Trump's "campaign" thus far is a publicity stunt, not an attempt for political office. Polls this far out mean absolutely nothing.

That said, Hillary Clinton looks like the best likely candidate. As great as Bernie would be, it's not realistic to expect him to win a general election.
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Re: 2016 US Presidential Race
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2015, 01:34:56 AM »
Trump's "campaign" thus far is a publicity stunt, not an attempt for political office. Polls this far out mean absolutely nothing.

That said, Hillary Clinton looks like the best likely candidate. As great as Bernie would be, it's not realistic to expect him to win a general election.



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Re: 2016 US Presidential Race
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2015, 03:46:28 AM »
I sure hope our next president is some asshole who views the office as four years of free advertising for his shitty brand.
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Re: 2016 US Presidential Race
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2015, 08:09:12 AM »
I sure hope our next president is some asshole who views the office as four years of free advertising for his shitty brand.
Yeah, I hate Hilary too.
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Re: 2016 US Presidential Race
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2015, 12:08:04 PM »
America is choosing between the giant douche and the turd sandwich again. ::)

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Re: 2016 US Presidential Race
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2015, 01:44:41 PM »
America is choosing between the giant douche and the turd sandwich again. ::)
Wait, which one is which?
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« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2015, 01:52:03 PM »
I sure hope our next president is some asshole who views the office as four years of free advertising for his shitty brand.
Yeah, I hate Hilary too.

I don't get how what I said could apply to Hilary at all.
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Re: 2016 US Presidential Race
« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2015, 02:19:21 PM »
I sure hope our next president is some asshole who views the office as four years of free advertising for his shitty brand.
Yeah, I hate Hilary too.

I don't get how what I said could apply to Hilary at all.
That's fairly common for our discussions, isn't it?
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« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2015, 02:30:59 PM »
I don't get how what I said could apply to Hilary at all.
That's fairly common for our discussions, isn't it?

I agree completely.
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Re: 2016 US Presidential Race
« Reply #18 on: July 23, 2015, 02:40:56 PM »
I can't wait for Hillary to jump up on stage, say "I'M A WOMAN" then the crowd goes wild and stampedes to the voting booths, making sure to kill any white cishet males they encounter along the way.


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Re: 2016 US Presidential Race
« Reply #19 on: July 23, 2015, 03:25:32 PM »
The clear choice is Hillary. She's not perfect, but Trump... Trump. C'mon.