Sigh, only a FEer wouldn't understand the difference between a colloquial term and a dictionary definition. You are NOT flying straight and level. You lack a lot of understanding for someone who claims to be so educated.
I remember my first ever flying lesson. It was called "straight and level flight". I must of missed the bit when the instructor said "You are NOT flying straight and level".
Interesting that of all the lessons one has such as
Climbing
Descending
30 degree turns
45 degree turns
Slow flight
Stalling
Take Off and Landing
The only one you don't like is the one that pops your rotundity bubble. Or is climbing a 'colloquialism' when you are really losing altitude, slow flight really going extremely fast instead and takeoff an activity whereby your wheels don't actually leave the tarmac?
Straight and level is not a colloquialism. Its a technical description of the activity you perform.