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Re: Official Sports Thread
« Reply #1400 on: January 15, 2023, 05:28:33 AM »


Possibly not. Personally I hope he doesn't win it. The team that has the MVP hasn't won the Superbowl since 1999. It's a cursed award.

FWIW Vegas agrees with you.
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« Reply #1401 on: January 17, 2023, 06:39:08 AM »
Tom Brady gave up Gisele Bundchen so he could lead his team to the worst record of his career and back into the playoffs by not being quite as bad as the other teams in his division lol. I wonder if he'll embarrass himself again next year.  :D

Seriously, I was just listening to Kurt Warner sounding extremely puzzled over the fact that a 45 year old quarterback doesn't play as well as he used to, while he was getting embarrassed by the Cowboys. It was like a supreme enigma to him. Nobody ever claimed football players had any brains I guess and I'm sure Warner's taken some hits to his head in his career.

Let Tom play till he's 60. Why not lol
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« Reply #1402 on: January 17, 2023, 03:45:26 PM »
The problem with (arguably) being the GOAT is that being just above middle is taken as an embarrassment.  Brady's still above 19 other league QBs on Garygreens chart and TB as a team is right in the middle on the other.

Mayfield or Wentz would give their left nut to be as shitty as Brady.
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Re: Official Sports Thread
« Reply #1403 on: January 31, 2023, 01:33:08 AM »
hello yes i am an STUIPD eagles fan ha ha

LOL! i got you good.
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Re: Official Sports Thread
« Reply #1404 on: January 31, 2023, 03:28:49 AM »
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How do you know you weren't literally given metaphorical wings?

Re: Official Sports Thread
« Reply #1405 on: February 13, 2023, 04:47:30 AM »
gg go chefs
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« Reply #1406 on: February 13, 2023, 04:35:29 PM »
Go chefs
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« Reply #1407 on: April 13, 2023, 04:30:26 PM »
iceman we need your nhl analysis. tell me why boston is so good, i haven't been paying attention.
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« Reply #1408 on: April 13, 2023, 07:18:51 PM »
go knights

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« Reply #1409 on: April 13, 2023, 07:26:43 PM »
The only sport I actually enjoyed playing was Hockey but I haven't played it since 2020 or 2019.
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« Reply #1410 on: April 13, 2023, 08:25:01 PM »
if the bruins or the Celtics win I win money and if they both win I win a lot of money so please go thanks
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Re: Official Sports Thread
« Reply #1411 on: May 01, 2023, 02:04:35 PM »
I’m back.

No analysis - but I can offer a very important

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« Reply #1412 on: May 01, 2023, 02:16:00 PM »
I’m back.

No analysis - but I can offer a very important

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lol i hope someone has taken gary bettman's shoelaces and belt and stuff. and no sharp objects for the next few days.
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« Reply #1413 on: May 01, 2023, 02:32:57 PM »
My phone just deleted what turned into a long ass post about things, so in short:

Round one has been dope.
LOL Bruins.
Fuck the refs.
Bettman in shambles.
Fuck ticketmaster and resellers.
Lots of good NHL buzz right now. …Lots of bad too.
This years trade deadline action could go down as most impactful ever?

Seahawks crushed their draft this weekend

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« Reply #1414 on: June 14, 2023, 03:11:57 AM »

Re: Official Sports Thread
« Reply #1415 on: November 27, 2023, 03:19:44 AM »
You don't think I'm going to post here sober, do you?  ???

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