It'll probably arrive with a large set of pork chop sideburns and boot up with messages like "uh-huh" and log off saying "thank you, thank you very much".
My OS doesn't make sounds unless I tell it to.
Then again that laptop was probably around when Elvis was still alive and likely has a few archived images of him on its hard drive. When your laptop arrives ... you should name him Elvis.
Elvis doesn't comply with Parsifal's computer naming convention.
I'm pretty sure there was an Ewok called Elvis. The little brown furry one.
I've actually switched my naming convention to
Star Trek characters, since I prefer it to
Star Wars. My ThinkPad is
spock, for instance, because it runs OpenBSD where everything is logical.
I'm not sure what I'll call the iBook. Perhaps
gath.